Shearergol

Apart from the one that just happened?

Never a pen, in a million years.

Which one?

So, I guess Taylor gets Barton's spot?

Bogey team.

Scunthorpe haven't played this well for two years.

Anyone else looking forward to the rest of the season? From Shearer and Bellamy to Best and Ba. Amazing.

Just to save people more effort: Ba's first touch is awful. Gosling is dogshite. Lovenkrands should give up the sport. That's 80% of the thread explained anyway.

Storm gathering... There is an' all

Cabaye and Tiote might pick up a couple of yellows this season. Smith will be back in soon.

Williamson moving quicker off the pitch than he usually does on it.

Eh?

Ooh, amazing.

Actually, the pitch IS very small. One of the smallest in the entire football league.

Scunny took the lead againt Man United last season by the way. Plenty of time.

Oops ;-)

Which parts of Scunthorpe have you seen today like?

If Newcastle lose tonight I'll drink Messi's piss.

He also tried to sell him until Keegan stepped in.

None.

Apart from the fact that he's our new left back, I agree. Ben Arfa will be stuck on the right.

Jesus, just read the skysports link. Another striker who's linked with Scunny ;-)

Emnes nearly joined Scunthorpe last season until he got called into the first team following an injury. And that's what we're aiming at? Brilliant.

Southampton are VERY confident of signing Beckford btw (ITK)

I want it on record that I'm very "meh" about this signing. Don't think he's any better than Ba from the very little I've seen of him. *potential signing.