Shearergol

In Europe

How long left?

That would require Jonas to get involved.

Well done Shola. This is your year son

Good excuse to waste time for the last 5/10 mins though.

If Carroll could shoot he'd be as good as Drogba.

If this goes on much longer surely they'll start committing too many forward, and we can use Nolan's pace to stretch the game.

Imagine Ben Arfa in this!

Oh yeah, Jonas is playing.

Barton did nothing wrong at all there.

If anyone's gonna score for them, it's Van Persie

If anyone's gonna score for them, it's Arshavin

Since when? I don't know, just surprised me to see Nolan there to receive the ball. Doesn't happen too often? Thinking about it, you don't see it happening very often at all :S

Since when?

Carroll's a much much better footballer than he was at this stage last season.

Ameobi still claiming that?

Simpson >>>> Perch

Great finish. What an amazing game.

Seeya Titus

I was at the match where he got sent off. Lashed out at the defender (Andy Butler) after losing out on about 20 headers to him.

Aside from Liverpool getting relegated, it would be the greatest premiership day ever seeing Man United self destruct!

Mike! Why don't you buy some fucking players rather than spending your cash on Ginsters, Heineken and roulette? Imagine who he could buy for 200k too!

Man United have promised to spend £200m on new players [/guess work]

In other news, Steven Gerrard has committed himself to Liverpool, and Fabregas has informed the press that one day he'd like to join Barca.

It was simply WI. Women's Institute.