Shearergol

Are people really blaming the keeper in that?

That’s bullshit

Did you think Hall would play? At least you’ve stopped caring.

The PL charged Forest and Everton, not the FA.

May 2024 - Tonali avoids extended ban and will start playing again on August 27th 2024. August 2024 - Newcastle hit with fresh injury woes as Tonali is ruled out with a broken back.

And Eddie Howe

Who was it on here who claimed addictions were made up?

Harry Potter would be tbf

Why didn't JDT play some random not ready kid up front instead? Feels a bit of an injury risk playing Isak.

Southgate can't. A better manager will. Just play Foden on the left

So this is fake yeah?

Foden and Bellingham spent most of last night getting in each other's way. Our tactic of playing in straight lines and hoping one of the forwards can pull off a world class piece of skill is incredibly frustrating. Watched the under 21's and they seem to actually have a way of playing.

Don't quote me, as I don't have the full story yet, but I'm hearing he had to carry extra leaflets on his paper round this week.

Ashley levels of ownership from first Swann and then Hilton. Amazing the club hasn’t gone under yet, but it’s close.

Chilwell the only left back in England?

At least it’s not Longstaff

Obviously

Did Barnes ever play on the right?

Christ, I forgot Shearer

I swear we're living in a simulation with him in control.

Give over man.

Can you name more than a dozen players who could come in and have Bruno's impact?

What era are they playing in? Present day? I think I'd only bring Terry and Cole in for Maguire and Chilwell (lolz) in the back 5. There's an argument for Rooney but you can't drop Kane. Bellingham, Rice, Saka, Foden all start for me too. I'd stick Gazza in to complete it.

Completely this. I kinda get the Isak argument, but I doubt we'll ever see another Bruno in the shirt, whereas we'll see a lot of Isak's.

Imagine Burn coping on his own