Christ. He's only broken a bone, not become permanently disabled.
He'll get the best medical care going, and probably earn more you ever will in you life - just while he's on the sick.
So what? Still a pretty sick chant. I wouldn't wish an injury like that on anyone and money isn't everything.
Bollocks. I bet if someone offered you £500k to break your left ankle, you'd throw in the right one in for nowt.
Not really no, £500k would always be nice but I don't need it.