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I'll always remember Steven Carr as the guy who missed the open goal when we were 4-1 up against Alkmaar in the Uefa Cup.

No way.

Cunt.

Bent isn't value for money there. The rest would probably be good signings. Think Arshavin would be way more expensive though.

Not a good signing.

Harper, Beye, Faye, Taylor, Enrique, Butt, Zog, Geremi, Owen, Martins, Carroll Subs: Forster, Edgar, Lua Lua, Viduka, Milner

Bye then.

and your wrong on that point, total cock, trust me Only have to look at his hair to see that. Oh right I thought said loved cock...my bad.

Modric upon hearing the news that he has to sign for Spurs.

Don't think it's ever happened, not since the big 4 became the big 4 anyway.

Eh? They're complete shit.

You weren't the only one. The whole team's confidence disappeared knowing he was their outlet.

Zog looked great? He looked like someone who didn't give a s*** really. Yet could beat a man and provide the merest bit of spark. Played our best pass of the second half aswell, and i'm not just saying that cos i'm a Zoggy fanboy, etc. (Duff fell over upon receival). Wish he cared about us tbh. He did none of those things tbh.

Maybe we can tie him to a tree and leave him there. Let him be the RSPCA's problem.

Zog looked great? He looked like someone who didn't give a shit really.

No would be terrible signings Agreed. Bring on the trophy signings or f*** off Keegan. I'm confident he'll get us some good players.

Apparently Viduka got a "kick to the achiles" which finished him off.

There was one point where Enrique was defending near the by line and Smith was actually behind him. The guy has no discipline at all.

Today highlighted how we need to replace Viduka since he's made of glass. Once he went off our shape disappeared because Smith just ran everywhere meaning we had no outlet up front. Well done to Chelsea, but I feel we'd have been in it had Viduka not gone off.

Carr has no years left on his contract.

He looks funny and stuff.

I have a good feeling about today for some reason.

Those who should go: Carr Smith Ameobi Duff Ramage

I don't want rid of him, we just need a better, more powerful and mobile player to take his place for next season...especially given his fitness record. He should definitely not be a starter next season.

Sexual favours?