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And knee jerking when he gets fat and doesn't perform miracles.

No Nazi mods .

Martins as he is the only one who can stretch defenses. Without him teams can just pen us in with a high line.

I'd like to see Edgar get a run to see what he can do.

All our shit managers seem to leave us at least one really good player. Dalglish - Speed, Given, Solano Gullit - Dyer (At the time) Souness - Owen Roeder - Martins Allardyce - Beye

It was f****** funny when the ball found its way to Alan Smith and everyone yelled 'DON'T SHOOT!'. He doesn't know how anyway.

Highest placed entrant in the league.

Was he that pr*ck on SSN reporting on our game, by any chance? Yeah: "Reading would have felt unlucky going in at 2-0 down at half time." Like fuck they would lol.

Dunno, but it would still take a lot of luck to be in the top 10 (only top 10 clubs can qualify these days) Well you never know. We did it in remarkable circumstances 2 seasons ago.

Has anyone entered the intertwo bob yet?

I hope we bum Pompey in the face as revenge for earlier in the season .

12 points above Bolton but they have 5 games left - if they lose next week We'd need a draw at Pompey. Not being daft for the sake of it - I just want it to be sure before saying so. Indeed, I've been attacked on here before for saying this but I'd just like to see absolute mathematical confirmation of our safety. You never know with football. To be honest I don't think Bolton are gonna win again all season.

Made a great, vital save at 1-0 where he got just a finger tip to a cross which was enough to take it away from the strikers head.

3-1 Mackems now.

Our play today has been immense.

Duff and Smith must be thinking "fuck, I'm never getting back in the team."

Ok. He's looking quite tidy on the ball.

Poor start.

I say Barton or Martins. If only to drive the members of this message board insane, maybe I should take Stephen Carr @ 40-1! Would be a very wise bet. In fact I think you should.

I think Given's career was finished by Marlon Harewood personally. Seems like that injury is gonna plague him for the rest of his career.

So true.

Hmmm ok let's see: I thought Joey Barton was a great signing at the time. I thought Roeder was a good idea off the back of his caretaker run. I thought Viana was a quality player and would go on to good things after he left (but I'm sure everyone remembers that anyway ) I thought signing Bellamy was a bad idea. I thought Allardyce was a good choice for manager. I thought we were fucked when we sold Andy Cole. Can't think of anything else.

This is pretty funny, but not half as funny as the defence the bloke got in this thread. i don't have a problem if people stick up for our players, even if i don't rate them, but it IS funny when they're so obviously s****. it's like the people who thought Ramage was mint when he first broke through, even tho he was struggling badly from game one. If I was really into "I told you so" I bet it would be a laugh to see who poured scorn on the people who knew Alan Smith was absolute w*** when we signed him. I was disappointed when he was signed but never thought he'd be as bad as he's been. Fergie is probably still laughing about this one.

As far as this old tosser's concerned, we did it on Sunday. I'd love to have seen his face. Hasn't been so annoyed since that dog pissed on him apparently. Who does Martin Samuel support? Burger King?

Eh? Apart from a shaky first (part) season at the club after he was first signed (on deadline day iirc) Peacock was class under Keegan for us. He (wrongly imo) got stick for the supposedly dodgy defence (another myth) which cost us the league according to lazy hacks. Yep. I was only 11-12 at the time, but never understood how Howey got called-up for England ahead of him. He wasn't buried alive by hair?