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We could do with a bit of Martins.

Wonder what Keegan said to Martins when he came off? "You made the rest of the team look bad by being so good so I had to take you off for morale."

All our managers must have ridiculous substitution clauses.

Last minute Beye header surely.

He's a footballing dog.

Maybe he rick roll'd them.

Steve McManaman's hair is still hillarious.

Moderate the team. Only you have the power Dave. Use the force!

Put on some death metal over the top. It at least makes the whole thing more amusing at least.

How the hell are we gonna survive?

With his penis envy rugby conversion shots?

Fair tackles are the new two footed lunges tbf. Commentators comparing it to the Taylor/Eduardo tackle. Tits. In fairness it was the most vicious tackle I've ever seen. Geremi needs locking up.

Fair tackles are the new two footed lunges tbf.

Joey Barton is a footballing dog.

Fabio's watching so can we expect a good match from Owen?

Always has been....oh wait I mean always a hasbeen.

Banished

Faye in midfield, Taylor in defence then.

That's what I'd pick. I don't think Emre's fit though, so it would be either Barton or Faye for Emre, with Taylor coming into central defence if it were the latter. I really don't want Barton to play for us again. It's sad when the list of players I don't want playing for us again is so long.

Desperate hope mostly.

----------------------Harper------------------------ Beye------Faye----------Cacapa-------Enrique Lua Lua---Geremi------Emre----------N'Zogbia --------------Viduka------Martins-----------------

Stan Collymore? I don't remember him playing for England anyway.

If you're happy with a bloke who's picked up 1 point at home against average opposition, and a man who STILL picks Smith, then fine. Seriously become disillusioned with the sentimental b*llocks on this forum. A mighty 2 points tbf.

'Mon the Villa