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Well Porto also won their league with him too lol. Not sure what else you want him to prove really. He's proven he can win on the biggest stages with small or large budgets. That's why I consider him the best maanager in the world.

Money helps. We've got money. Funny how no-one ever says that about Mourinho though isn't it? Probably cos of how he won the Champions League with Porto on quite a small budget.

Yeah no agenda mate.

Giving Derby more than half their points this season?

Shay Given was pretty terrible. Anyone remember him?

Maybe it's a private joke. Maybe he was misquoted and really he wants sexy footballers?

Most people realised he was a waste of money when he was bought. I find it ironic how Ashley wants sexy football yet has Smith's name and number on the back of his shirt.

You should have seen the Sunderland game, hordes of photographers beside Portsmouth's dug out taking photos of Harry, aye not a big club at all Those were just photographers from uglypeople.com mayte.

We're not? Darn it. Best put away the "Shee-ra Shee-ra" rosettes then.

Not a big club, but they just can't stop talking about us. Obsessed tbh.

Please turn the opera off. lol Funny though... Can I turn the opera back on yet?

One would think we weren't doing well by looking at that table.

Sven out?

I think relegation would become a real possibility with them in charge so it's not an option as far as I'm concerned.

This, barring perhaps Keegan or Shearer.

I can see it now. It'll be 0-0 in the last few minutes. Ferguson playing the heel will be man handling the fourth official when suddenly out steps Jose Mourinho from the dug out and wacks Fergie with a steel chair. He then rallies our team forward and Nicky Butt scores a screamer from 70 yards (aka his accurate shooting range) and then Mourinho celebrates with his fists in the air as Fergie skulks off to the dug out cursing Mourinho as Mourinho's theme music plays. Well it would make good TV anyway.

Hopefully nailed through his face repeatedly.

What an offensive article. Where's the offensive bit? Harry Redknapp, Steve McClaren as our manager etc...

What an offensive article.

Put him in a box. Float it down the Tyne and let the fates carry it wherever they may.

Maybe chanting "Boooooooorinho" when you have a cold?

SJP: Booooooooooooo

Maybe when he gets his god complex on, the lights from the heavens shine down upon him and he exclaims "I am here, let the worship begin" at which point every Toon supporter gets on their hands and knees and kisses his dirty, dirty feet.

I will mail poo to Mike Ashley and Chris Mort, Kathy Barnes from Hollyoaks style.