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I don't know why he would think that since nothing in Gordon's career suggests he's a consistent goal scorer.

I don't know why we bought Gordon, but he doesn't tick the goal scoring box.

A wide forward who scores goals should be the absolute priority.

Kalvin Phillips on loan might not be the worst idea in the world. City are probably the only "big 6" team who would deal with us and it would allow us to focus money elsewhere.

I remember people saying they would prefer Liverpool to get CL over Man Utd. I don't understand how everyone doesn't detest their entire existence tbh. The most uniquely awful fanbase going.

He's waiting to see if Szoboszlai signs for Liverpool.

"So Sandro. How does it feel to have joined Newcastle United?"

Baldwards: "Eee up, spending so much on Tonali must mean that there's no budget left for any other players?" Howe: "Yes, get fucked Toon Army. Enjoy your one transfer this summer."

The days when Ameobi looked like a promising youngster. The state of that team and yet we were still amazing.

With signing Nelson we already have enough ok-nothing special (at this time) wide players. It's a position that needs real investment, just like LB.

I'll definitely feel better when we finally get a great attacking wide player. We've needed one in every transfer window so far under the new owners and never picked one up. If someone like Chiesa came here I'd be completely relaxed about everything else.

We still need a LB, another CM, RW, back up ST, and another CB option before addressing that our RB options outside of Trippier are pony.

Personally Maddison was the player I wanted. My main worry is that we don't plan to sign enough players this window.

Fuck me. Burn this corrupt piece of shit to the ground. Why are we the only ones playing by the rules?

Need a Juve fan on here to tell us we're categorically NOT signing Chiesa.

All the endless FFP speculation and assumptions are pretty tedious. Most things just come out of the blue. Let's see what happens.

PIF investment in his father's made up company or some bollocks.

Other clubs need to scout their own players FFS. Everyone just copying our homework. Bad enough when it was just Villa.

The Chiesa rumours need to heat up again.

Time to start being shithouses in the transfer market as well. Hold the transfer hostage with a fee higher than Spurs can pay and let it sit in limbo for the rest of the window to stop them getting him.

No-one likes Spurs. Even Mike Ashley switched to Chelsea.

Just kinda have to write off the dead wood from the Ashley days unfortunately. In a few years all our players will have some value, even if they haven't made the grade.

Sounds about right for Liverpool.

No sympathy for him if he's chosen London over footballing ambition.

Depends how much they like being robbed at knife point.