Skeletor

Really annoyed about MacAllister going to Liverpool. Of all the teams, why them FFS.

In 1995 we'd already signed Les Ferdinand by this point. Worrying.

Twitter bollocks thread.

Yep. Thankfully though, our "interest" in him seems fictional.

Awful signing, great recoup value. Only £10m down the toilet in the end.

If he joins now at 18, when he turns 21 will he be a shiny HG eligible player?

Someone took the Spurs job?

There's nothing anti-British about not wanting to sign McTominay or Gallagher. Most people are happy with the likes of Tierney, Maddison, Rice etc... Some of us just don't want to be scraping the bottom of barrel for players that aren't very good - Especially from Man Utd where we've been lumbered with pricks like Butt, Smith and Obertan over the years. I'd personally have a "no Man Utd cast offs" policy in place.

De Zerbi now on 23%. The Mackem effect in full swing!

So pleased for him Such a turn around.

I was gonna say this too. How many of our players have value now because they've fit well into this system that gets the best out of them when in reality a fair few of them are actually very average (at best) players?

Disappointed you didn't fall down a vortex this time.

Howe definitely wants a LB.

Personally waiting for the day a footballer has a sensational mister at home. Feel left out of these conversations

Isn't relegation difficult enough? Why give them either of those two to rub salt in the wounds?

A day since the season ended and no new signings. Acceptable?

Can't think of a valid reason for wanting to join Spurs over us at the moment. Even the London factor. Spurs are in chaos.

A refresher

How many pages will this thread be by the end of the window?