Skeletor

He's ok, but he doesn't inspire the same confidence Pope does. But Pope has been a goalkeeping god this season.

I've always said he's all pace and no ability, but I wouldn't have taken him off today. Ritchie playing the whole game (or any of the game for that matter) was criminal.

As incredible as he has been at making average players into great players, I hope he realised today that a lot of our squad are lost causes. Why on earth did Ritchie play the whole game?!

Hopefully his last game for us.

Look at the trash he was playing along side. Still at least he's got his first loss in a Newcastle shirt out of the way.

Gan on loan son, please.

Look at Windass for them. Wood isn't even that level and we paid £25m for him.

Why even bother entering the FA cup when we never ever take it seriously?

And there's our token third round defeat to lower league opposition. Threw the game away with the starting line up.

Just fucking leave.

Much rather we went all out for Maddison. We need a player like him to turn those tight games into wins.

When I feel angry about us paying £25m for Wood, I remember Liverpool paid £85m for Nunez

The only thing to be pissed off about from the Leeds match is all the golden chances we had that we didn't take. Longstaff buries his easy chance, we win, no-one cares about any of their shithousery.

Is this a spoof account? Incredible take "Whilst not necessarily illegal to tackle our players and stop them scoring, it's against the spirit of the game".

What's our lowest loss record for a season?

2022/23 Drew 0-0 2021/22 Lost 0-2 2020/21 Lost 0-3 2020/21 Lost 0-2 (FAC) 2019/20 Lost 0-4 2018/19 Lost 0-2 2017/18 Lost 0-1 2015/16 Lost 0-1 2014/15 Lost 1-4 Perez 2013/14 Lost 0-3 2012/13 Lost 3-7 Ba 2, Marveaux 2011/12 Lost 1-2 Ben Arfa

He's Parkdew.

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Us against the top 6 this season:

Fucking loved him telling Arteta what was what at the end too. What a guy

Only beaten by Liverpool's referee at Anfield. What a season

I was worried something like this would happen sooner or later. Saudis have shown with their WWE investment that they want big names, even if they're old or been dead for decades. Can very much see him being forced upon the team next season and completely upsetting the harmony and balance we have. It's sus as fuck that he's gone to some crap Saudi team if he hasn't been made some kind of promise.

Hilarious result.

Recent comments by managers of other top clubs recognising us as a force and our rapid rise show that it was never a question of needing hundreds of billions, it was simply Ashley holding us back. We can feel vindicated but of course it will never be recognised in the media.