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I'll make my peace with this now that my frustrations with our attacking options in the January window have calmed down. I didn't want this transfer but he's here now, so please score some goals and help keep us up.

Can't wait to see this handsome cunt bossing our midfield.

Oh well, at least we have...oh wait.

If you say so mate. Just hope we don't get relegated due to a lack of goals now.

Because he's shit and we paid £25m for that shit.

The truth is harsh sometimes.

6. Some better than expected signings like Trippier and Guimaraes offset by a disasterous Wood signing and fairly average solid signings of Burn and Targett. Fell short of what was required as our attacking options (even with signing Wood) were not strengthened at all and that has made our relegation battle that much harder.

Thread title needs updating to avoid giving people the impression we might be signing an attacking player capable of scoring goals.

Brilliant. Might as well call us Nogoals United now.

Culture change is needed at Sky Sports first. Jobs for the boys still going on.

Would love Origi here.

We had 9 holes in the first team to fix (due to Wilson's injury). We were always going to be left short somewhere.

Anyone who uses the hashtag ITK

If we had signed him we'd hae done well. Unfortunately it still looks like there's next to no goals from our midfield options.

I agree with Gerrard's philosophy of two attacking full backs but never the less he's an improvement on what we have.

My dreamboat midfielder fetish finally getting satisfied!

A good surprise or a Chris Wood surprise?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/alvaro-morata-hits-out-antonio-13197125 Hope he still feels that way.

Guess we're not retaining the balance sheet cup this year.

Love a dreamboat midfielder. Have had a Cabaye shaped hole in my heart for so long.

He always sounded like he was trying to convince himself Digne wasn't coming here.

Gee-mar-a-ees. But I will be calling him Bruno Bruno and Joe.

Don't really know anything about him. Is he actually any good or is he being made to look good by a well organised Brighton team?