Skeletor

Sure USA with its enormous population can find 11 world class players somewhere.

"When we win I am German. When we lose I am an immigrant." - Mesut Özil

BBC overruling VAR.

Fifa: "It would be good for the Arab teams to look strong in this world cup" Referees: "Thank you for the unmarked, non-descript brown enevelopes"

Corrupt refereeing once again.

WTF

Poor standards to be thrashing a team and concede a goal. These lads need 5 minutes with Eddie.

Hosein Hoseiny sounds like one of those mid 2010s WWE wrestler names when they had given up naming wrestlers.

What is happening

It just feels like a fake World Cup.

Still amazed at Bryan Swanson managing to both come out of the closet and turn heel at the same time.

That form though

Burn isn't glamorous enough for Southgate or the media know-nothings. He was never gonna be picked despite being one of the most in form English defenders in the league.

You mean our lads

Pope, Trips and Wilson

I didn't watch the game but if Eddie can turn Joel and Miggy into excellent players then I've no worries about him developing Billy.

We're mint and they've been crap as fuck recently. Probably a dodgy undeserved result coming our way.

Ball probably landed in Madrid with a "come and get me" note taped to it.

Don't know what you're talking about. The World Cup is always a completely fair affair!

Mrs Doubtfire checking our results and seeing that bloke who got Bournemouth relegated has us third.

Can race all they want. The finish line is a brick wall.

"I've spent all my bribe money"