Skeletor

His sacking should have been the very first thing they did. Cut all the cancer from the club immediately.

Sacking Steve Bruce

Well this is awkward when Simon Jordan is the one talking sense.

How I feel with his sacking taking so long

Not to be one of those people turning their noses up at Howe, but we just became the richest club in the world after all. Our ambitions are no longer "yeah, he's better than Bruce".

The true hero of the story. Thank you for having your shins in the right place during that Liverpool game that Amanda Staveley came to watch, sweet prince.

I feel proper blood lust about this. I actually love that we'd be denying him his 1000th game.

Just think...that awful Joselu goal where Matip knocked it off Joselu's shin and in, started Amanda's love affair with this club

At the end of the day, if fans of his previous club who've lived under his ownership for 14 years universally hate his guts, that should tell you something. No matter how desperate and in denial you are.

Staveley and Bruce meeting for the first time

Hope I don't regret posting this in a year or so, but it's so nice to have professional owners both in terms of attitude and presentation.

Starting to sound like a fat version of

If that's their attitude then good luck to them. Just don't moan when you hate your life later.

The issue for the media is that we're now richer than the rest of the PL combined. Human Rights is a convenient stick to beat us with, but it's clear their actual concern is how much money we have now and how their beloved teams are going to be left behind after they unsuccessfully tried to leave the rest of us behind this year.

This got lost in everything. Simon Jordan admitting he's a cunt.

Shows you how Ashley operated when our gazillionth choice, the only one who wouldn't reject us, only signed with an £8m sack fee.