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Number 3 not only broken, but pissed all over by Balsak.

Elanga - 7/10 Ramsdale - 6/10 Thiaw - 6/10 Ramsey - 7/10 Woltemade - 9/10 Wissa - 8/10 Overall a 7 I guess. Pretty good with some stand outs but could have been better overall. Missed out on pretty much all first choice targets.

"Newcastle United can announce the sale of striker Alexander Isak to Liverpool for a significant British record transfer fee." Straight to the point

"wetriedhamzachoudhury1"

5 minutes. Sky getting their drama in.

Social media boys can't get those videos out by 19:00 so deal sheet needed.

His favourite German player of all time is Kai Havertz. Sell.

Genuinely mental. I saw nothing to suggest he was ever going to be good enough yet multiple clubs were lined up to give us £30m. What is going on.

Bye bye Judas

I need something more to really remove the Isak stink. Give us a class midfielder please.

How is it we can sell Kelly for £20m and Osula for £30m but Isak for only £130m? Wild inconsistency.

Could we not have offered them Osula as part of our bid for Ekitike? FFS

Now that's a deal

Is Jon Dahl Tomasson mentally ill?

Why doesn't he take penalties?

Probably just loaning out Osula.

He was behind Ivan Toney previously.

Knowing his injury record, its not implausible.

Define wasting? Isak and Ekitike will be lethal together and we know they have Richard Masters in their back pocket so will never get any PSR comeuppance.

I guess we can expect this to be officially announced on Friday then. Can't possibly announce it without some video package about how great Newcastle is. Although from Wissa it might actually be a genuine sentiment.