Skeletor

Let's all bathe in Rummenigge's salty tears.

Probably fair to say he'd be getting the Howe half season introduction in normal circumstances but Wissa's injury fucked that. Can't wait to have both of them healthy

Now I like them even more.

I'm still fairly relaxed. We always start slowly and pull it round in the end. Yes we're probably not kicking on to the next level, but the rat is to blame for that. I think we'll all feel different when Wissa is back and we have guaranteed goals up front and the rest of the team settles into its rhythm. Our defence has kept a lot of clean sheets this season which is something to be excited about.

I used to think this, but their petulance is our greatest strength when we play them

We don't even rough them up. They're just soft as shite and if they could control their emotions they might actually win trophies.

They play for Arsenal. That's their default mode.

Get in

Eze just has the freedom of the pitch at the minute.

Lay off the crack.

Also who can see a redemption arc here? 3 times he turned us down, Liverpool push him to breaking point, he comes here and helps destroy Liverpool for good motivated by his hatred of Isak and Slot.

#FreeEkitike

Enjoyed that, poor finishing aside. We play like a top team finally.

When Wissa is fit, play him up top with Woltemade in the 10 against low block teams.

Oh Harvey, why don't you score goals anymore?

Except he didn't against Rashford.

Our defensive excellence throughout this season undone with one moment.

"Like watching Brazil innit?"

Woltemade and Boring Harvey Barnes coming on.

That was pure Shola that.

We're class until it comes to sticking the ball in the back of the net.