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Today showed we do have a good team just this wanker doesn't pick it.

Keith Bishop couldn't have bought a better day. No SackPardew banners and this result. He's struck gold.

Cabella Withdrawn? How has he been? Better. Set up Ayoze's goal with a good cross.

Cabella

Only reason I enjoyed that goal was because he's such a likeable little scamp.

Got to love Pardew. Removed our outlet up front so we can struggle like fuck for the last 10 minutes when we were previously comfortable.

Bet we'll get someone sent off before too long.

Ayoze! Such mixed emotions.

Jacques Colbaye.

This is the point where a wrestling crowd would start chanting 'Boring' or 'Same old shit'

A point today takes us out of the bottom 3 which will make Pardew unbearably smug for doing the absolute bare minimum.

Karma for bailing Pardew out.

And once again our attacking options on the bench are much stronger than the ones actually playing. Hope Ayoze does well without bailing Pardew out.

They should cut out the middle man and just appoint derby day legend Pardew. No-one else has won more derbies for them.

Why is credit due to Allardyce when you yourself are saying that the only reason they are playing better is because the board went over his head and brought in a coach to make them play more attacking football? i assumed from that allardyce brought the coach in...who is the coach anyways? Teddy Sheringham. Must be all the females he's bringing to the events.

His absence has been the only positive for me this season.

Amazing he hasn't had a Frank Grimes moment yet.

This fat cunt has some nerve.

Indeed. Pardew could literally park the bus in front of the goal and we'd still concede 2 or 3 goals.

Koeman's Southampton have scored more goals against Sunderland in one game than Pardew's Newcastle have in 4 years.

He looks a little like HBA so I'm sure it's at least partly homo

Kept looking out for it, but no. Imagine they were waiting till they were winning. Stewards probably thought they were undercover SackPardew people.

I wish I could enjoy having an exciting prospect like this in our squad. Kid has skills.

It was a good day for them. Pardew bought himself some more time. We know they don't care about how their own team does.