Skeletor

Not sure about Anita but Sissoko, Ben Arfa and Marveaux were all on the pitch for the last 20 minutes against Benfica when we actually looked like a threat.

Every game they throw us a new bone like that. He'll lose, nothing will happen and they'll go back to scheming how to deceive the fans and diffuse the situation through the international break.

Chesney off

Being paid to say exactly what they're told to imo. Yeah. It's all very organized by someone in his team. Probably still rattled by all the SackPardew stuff and realise that his own lies and contradictions won't cut it any more from a PR point of view.

Depends what you mean by 'choice'. Would I pick him in an ideal world? Would I f***, but i'd take him ahead of others from the pool we're likely to pick from. I also think we need someone who's going to keep us up, and I think he would. I just don't understand why anybody thinks that's the pool we'd pick from. Pardew was selected purely and simply because he has no spine and will do anything to please Mike. It's f*** all to do with his nationality. Tony Pulis, who resigned from Palace in a row over transfers, who sued Gillingham after being sacked, who was sacked by Stoke first time round after a big row with the chairman? Apart from Kevin Keegan, there's literally nobody less likely in world football to be offered the job, and nobody less likely to accept it. well, when you put it like that..... well we havent appointed foreign under ashley yet, what thinks we will now? He may look at the transfer policy and think foreign managers will be cheaper too.

Someone on Team Twat is doing a great job getting all these ex pros to endorse Pardew without any explanation as to why they're speaking at all.

Shit player is shit shocker.

Keep us updated when it does come out.

Shut up other guy.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/489/503/cf6.png

'Is their form that bad?' This mother fucker wants to die tonight.

Sounds like he's trying not to cry. We're breaking him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuXvl9EFGFw

Ashley looked like he said something like 'Let's go do it' to Charnley.

Ashley's face there

He's dead. Finished.

Awesome cross Dummett

Any one else and that would have been a goal.

Thank fuck for that

Alan Pardew looks like a lost dementia patient.

That's right Pardle. Fix that comb over.

Should try criticising the manager. Then he might end up somewhere like Borussia Dortmund

Penalty surely.

Squidward coming on