Skeletor

What a miss

Tiote done his hamstring? Nah just cramp. We can't catch a break.

Cisse

Passback actually being subbed.

Riviere coming on. NO MORE GOALS.

Got Cabella and Perez on the bench. Send Sammy on instead.

Routledge

Sadly

FFS Papiss

FCB chants again

'Sacked in the morning' getting another airing.

Classic

I hope the commentator was subtly mocking him when he said 'This is a tough place to come right?'

'We need to create a little bit more so I've changed it up [to that awful line up]'

Doesn't make a difference.

'I thought we played well. With a bit more luck we'd have limited them to just 1 or 2 goals. The ball also wouldn't fall for us in the final third. I felt we lacked that bit of creative fret today though and it's a problem I'm aware of. We are working hard to get to where we need to be. It's tough being manager here when things aren't going well. You're expected to win games and we haven't been doing that. I can understand the fans frustration but the team needs the fans support to get through this difficult period.' Feel free to copy and paste later Alan.

Soccer Saturday's analysis of us today is nauseating. EDIT: Big Nose finally criticising Pardew for his comments about young players and not criticising the shit he plays every week.

I like this idea. DOF with the power to sack Pardew and choose the replacement. It's perfect

Someone should chat all pally with him as he gets more and more drunk until he offers them the role as new DOF.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzie3d1NAR1qemz6qo1_500.gif

Can imagine he has the same attitude to divorce. "I'm just not made like that. I won't quit" whilst his wife thinks "You just won't die will you?"

De Boer, Tuchel, Jemez, Moyes. Any one not from the usual shit heap we appoint from.

Not close enough.

His London family, Liverpool family or both? http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc213/BraveBullet/Fatboy_reacts.gif

I hope he doesn't play. Would be a huge travesty to have a young talent like that be Pardewed into a new left back.