Skeletor

I swear I used to be the only one back in the day

Imagine if he signed Ben Arfa and it was revealed it was all an elaborate ruse to get them all to Crystal Palace by Steve Parish.

If that was gonna happen we'd have seen it today. As usual.

Need to see him holding that damn Palace shirt.

No way did he say that. 'Not making an excuse but...'

Second half was young lads fault apparently.

'If I can take one positive, it's that we didn't lose'

SSN talking a load of shite.

That was what I meant. Did we pick the right keeper to get the number one spot? Forster is developing into a great keeper now but I think had he stayed here with Fat Bantz then he'd be nowhere near the same keeper and possibly vice versa.

Did we choose the right keeper to sell?

Pissed off Wenger is so entertaining.

So...who can we loan immediately?

Newcastle fans would have loved that. Unfortunately they all died.

He passes like he drives.

except we can`t unless he or Woodman gets injured. We can because the window is open.

Goes to a job interview http://sosodecx.com/sports/img/JohnCarvererere.png Gets booed.

The tactics were horrific though. He's about 3 foot 6 yet we were launching long balls at him.

Dread to think where we'd be without this little magician.

http://www.101greatgoals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-28-at-9.33.31-PM.png

About 12 years old.

At least that should rule Carver out.

http://sosodecx.com/sports/img/JohnCarvererere.png 'I know what Newcastle United fans want'

Thanks for filling in. Someone had to I guess.

Get to fuck you fat cunt.

Boooooo