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Since Sven left yeah. 2004 is about the last time I remember seeing an exciting England team and a lot of that was down to Rooney when he was still unpredictable and explosive.

Excuses won't matter if we are rock bottom and adrift of the pack. Fans will just stick their fingers in their ears and shout 'Ashley is the problem. What can any manager be expected to do with this team?' over and over.

All these injuries aren't good news. It just gives Pardew some ready made excuses that the media and our thick fans will eat right up.

We get enough of that in the polls. Any sane owner would notice there was a problem when your local rivals are desperate for you to keep a manager.

Sounds like a great ironic banner though.

Never sack the manager. He can't do any thing with players ever. It's all the players fault. Classic pundit clap trap.

Thought that as I was looking at the pics

Would love De Boer. Would love Moyes. Would love any one not named Alan Pardew at this point. Just so sick of his face, voice, existence etc...

Crossing what? The halfway line? http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/sammy-ameobi-ive-practising-crossing-training-seems-paying/ http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/787/356/d6f.jpg

And none of these interviewers think to ask 'Such as?'

Probably has the in game editor and 'become unsackable' enabled.

This made me like MYM so much more. Just the ease with which he's showing Pardew up

He's really religious. He's probably a complete freak and an absolute weirdo. IE he doesn't like to lad it up with creepy Uncle Alan.

http://dothebouncy.com/main/threads/mike-ashley-doubles-stake-in-rangers.62564/ They have no idea what they're getting into I have no sympathy for them after reading that forum either.

You'd hope not but then look at how some of our fans go on, still just grateful to be rid of Shepherd seven years on. Rangers have been fucked around in the extreme already and he might find a captive audience. Yeah good point tbh. But if they tank in the derbies he will get ruined imo http://www.kbapr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bish_twitter-cropped-384x256.jpg

A thing of beauty.

They look related.

They're more radge than we are. One of them might end up killing him. We can only hope any way. I hope they look forward to 0-3 home defeats to Celtic.

Bishop of Soho on schedule again. Who next? Probably Captain Fistpumps.

If Howe is under consideration his compensation must be tiny.

I don't really see where Aarons would fit into a diamond and he ordinarily, when fit and we're not managed by Alan Pardew, should be starting every game.

Neither can his hairline.

http://i.imgur.com/EJaCONu.gif The default mood of most NUFC fans these days.

Depressing how West Ham have improved.

Mourinho walking off without shaking Wenger's hand.