Skeletor

Fatshley's there.

Captain Fistpumps to the rescue.

We can't afford for him to get any kind of momentum for his media bum chums to feast upon.

Can see why Pardew rates him now.

Was he a 0/10 Alan?

Not bottom any more

I remember when Dorrans looked shit hot in our Championship season. His development died quite dramatically.

Aye, I'm sat here thinking why am I watching this shit. Terrible "Super Sunday" Between this and our match tomorrow night, someone has had a selection nightmare. Don't they have a token number of shit games that they contractually have to show?

Sean Dyche sounds like he gargles gravel.

Isn't Dyche English? EDIT: I'll myself

Van Gaalbot

John Motson

Ex-Spurs - ✓✓✓

Fits the slimy, cockney wanker and manager who was decent in the 90s criteria. Probably can do some dodgy agent deals too. Ugh.

'Absolute freak' probably equals 'Doesn't bring a lot of females to the event' to Pardew.

Ben Arfa rescued MYM's career by using him as the pawn in his war against Pardew.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/bolton-wanderers/3015153/Ricketts-rocks-Old-Trafford.html

Villa did the same years ago when Bellamy did his hamstring against them.

Yes basically he has to pay off the whole contract for every member of the staff including Pardew.

Thompson was suggesting Ashley wants rid of Pardew and that the statement was another attempt in piling the pressure so that he'll walk away rather than pay up the 8 year contract (not just for Pardew but the whole staff).

If the result is typical, we'll lose. But Pardew is a cockroach who always does enough to survive the chop.

Alan P45due Would be typical if we snuck a win with a goal deflected in off Cisse's arse in the last minute now.

He's probably pissed off that we've got another pointless cup game to play.

Pardew is such an abortion. Honestly would benefit from having his mouth sewn shut.

Pretty invisible for a lot of the game. Decent in the latter stages of the game.