Skeletor

I'd still want another playmaker of Cabaye's ilk, probably won't get it so meh. Of course we won't. Otherwise Pardew will have to think of NEW excuses.

Looks like Michael Jackson

Headbutts an opposition player, breaks all kinds of negative records, about to be sued by one of his own players...yet he's still bullet proof...

Hatem Ben Martyr. I've been trying to get that as the thread title for about a month now

Alan Parsued.

http://media.giphy.com/media/f8oqjTlp0PdMA/giphy.gif

'Ben Arfa's right, Pardew lies.'

I'll miss HBA but if he brings Pardew down before he goes then he'll forever be a hero.

Entourage being Ameobi, Gosling and Blob Jelliot.

It's Keegan all over again.

Spell checked that one too

City won the title on goal difference last time as well. Amazing if it happens again.

Yaya

Didn't realise that was possible.

Get in!

Busy 1st minute.

Imagine a late 'Ameobi closing in' the mix of joy, horror and cry-wanking would be insane.

That Chelsea fan

Useless cunts couldn't this against Sunderland though of course.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/983694/fist-pumping-o.gif

YESSSSSSS

Torres

'He's looking for an Olympiakos moment'

Liverpool goal is coming

'Ooh it's deflected' Yeah harmlessly wide.