Skeletor

It's weird seeing HF using his graphs and stats for good rather than evil.

Shit Coloccini.

Torres

Hides his male pattern baldness?

Game over for Chelsea *Cue Schwarzer having the game of his career*

Throw in the long ball stats from last season too.

Oh there's no shifting Pardew. The fact we hate him is just a bonus for Ashley.

I think it was Wullie who said it earlier that we need a manager who's going to bring some excitement. You can't guarantee a manager will do a good job but certain managers you can bank on to deliver good football and excitement on the pitch. After nearly 3 and a half years of Pardball we all deserve that little bit of excitement on the pitch.

Getting to be a pet hate of mine, this. Everyone agrees that Ashley is the overarching problem, but that doesn't alter the fact that it's infinitely easier to bring about a managerial change than depose a billionaire owner. Pardew is rubbish and doesn't get a free ride just because his boss is a cunt. http://static.gamespot.com/uploads/original/363/3632305/2354224-8963422993-KEMvs.gif

He's just seeing out their last 4 (pointless) games. Someone has to do it. They better bring their A game for Sunderland though.

If there's somehow a scenario where Liverpool need to make up a goal difference of plus 4 to win the title on the last day then we should forfeit and take the 3-0 loss.

WTF? http://jonathanway.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/shearer-trophy.jpg

Performances against a Pardew team are no measure of quality.

Shola is shit but it's not his fault managers kept picking him. Yes it is. He had the chance to go to Stoke but clung on for dear life like the leech that he is.

Shit Free Hasbeen from the 90s (even if he was a player then) Cockney (with added Spurs connections ftw) Nailed on.

Classic Harper

Meh.

Can't be arsed to work it out. How's this? If Arsenal finishes 5th and wins the cup, extra Europa spot goes to 7th, not cup runners-up. So in other words it's best they beat Arsenal?

Damn it

Close

Goal music

Get in

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140410162055/degrassi/images/5/5a/Sam_puckett_-_awkward.gif

Their goal difference is already terrible.