Skeletor

Ben Arfa warming up

Probert is having a mare

Debuchy is gonna score sooner or later

Sissoko so close

Cheating cunt Walcott

Such a blatant foul FFS

Giroud tackles Tiote Broken leg

Oof Debuchy

A chance!

Pointless shot

Ah Debuchy. Unlucky.

WTF are you doing Colo. Let it go out.

Just keep the ball FFS. Every thing is done with panic.

What did Hoddle say like? 'Chelsea could really do with Remy'

Sky Sports stole that Remy compilation from youtube

Fuck off Hoddle

http://www.101greatgoals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screen-Shot-2013-12-28-at-9.33.31-PM-300x157.png Beeeeeew

If we intend to keep buying foreigners then we'll have to start offloading some of the useless ones otherwise we won't be able to register them all.

As long as Cardiff don't get any one sent off they should win. 'Do it for Malky' and all that bollocks.

Also didn't show the two stone wall penalties that weren't given. I guess that didn't fit with the 'Martin Atkinson with the greatest screw job ever against Stoke!!!!111eleven' narrative though.

McManaman is a cunt and you expect Stoke to try and maim your players so only the Schneiderlin one is out of the ordinary.

The tone of voice there 'CHANCE TO WIN IT...he's missed.'

Loo-cack-poo there.

Howard

What, outside the box?