Skeletor

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/01/24/chelsea-stayed-ball-boys-hotel_n_2539919.html?1359031869&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008 Kids parents are worth £42m apparently.

Also we supposedly beat out competition from Marseille, Monaco, Sunderland, QPR, Aston Villa and Juventus for Sissoko. Definitely not unchallenged on this one.

Well we're jealous of your league position. Swings and round abouts.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/411/140/yohan-cabaye-880033883_crop_340x234.jpg?1319324196 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-WFNbMohTQ

Dare I say it...preparation, an ear to the ground and a whole lot of opportunism.

Other teams transfers Eat our dust cunt buckets.

Too delicious of a line up to be true. Replace Marveaux for Ameobi or Jonas.

Balls. I guess we're writing off the Europa League then.

So in terms of Europa League registration we can only register 3 new players and only one who's played in the Champions League before: Gouffran - Cup tied MYM/Debuchy - One or the other Haidara - Wouldn't need to be registered as under 21 Sissoko - Would be registrant number 2 Thauvin* - Also wouldn't need to be registered Is that right?

http://www.netbrawl.com/uploads/eefc2b2d79835e825627ec53dfc80d45.jpg 'You have too much blood'

This is his first major season. He'd have as much first team experience as Bigi if he came now.

If someone had suggested that at the start of the window, theyd have been given a lifetime IP ban for total mentalism I suggested Mbiwa, Haidara and PEA plus sissokho on a pre contract last week and got loads of grief!! Yeah obviously because you were being pessimistic

Extremely

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Winger/wide forward. Don't believe he plays through the middle.

Good lad

@CaulkinTheTimes: Re Coloccini: have it on good authority San Lorenzo made no direct contact at all with #Nufc. So who were their "long negotiations" with?

Grim

Should do. smashing although they obviously have lots of other major threats! They still have two more games to kick more ball boys.

Aye it's nothing by comparison to Hazard

Oh great. Just showed the Cabaye one

Robbie Savage critical of ball boy's conduct If the ball boy gives the ball straight back and does his job properly that doesn't happen ! Must be ok then

Cue death threats in 3...2...1

More reason that it's fake