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CONFIRMED: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang - Nothing

The minute he put on the black and white stripes he'd choke against Man City every time just like the rest of our players for the last 7 years or so.

Not cool...

Will enjoy QPR going down if it happens. Champagne on ice

"With the black and white shirt, I think it will match me perfectly. And you'll see a really handsome Sissoko on the pitch!" Would be funny if he chose us just for the kit.

MYM will most certainly start. We know how Pardew values defence over every thing else and he'll know that he can cling to a 1-0 lead much better with MYM in the team.

'Thanks for tapping me up bros. Much love as always'

GFNFrance ‏@GFN_France #Toulouse have set their asking price for Etienne #Capoue at €16m. #QPR Hah

Ashley would think 'Buy for £4m now sell for £20m+ in three or four years'

Depends what his questions were.

So we did actually bid for him? f*cking hell *Shrug* GFNFrance ‏@GFN_France The #Aubameyang bid has in fact been rejected straight away. (Via @TNCProject). Offer too low and player doesnt want to leave. #NUFc

Apparently this bid for Aubameyang has been rejected instantly.

Seems to only be Lee Ryder banging this drum.

Pardew said we had been lacking power in this press conference today

Still feel we're lacking up top and out wide but as mentioned we perhaps have a little more flexibility to the team line ups to cover that now.

That medical is some proper witchcraft. Was expecting the pictures to be from days ago but they're not

If Skirge doesn't screen shot the part where he walks past Greggs he's officially finished

Makes sense as it seems we had Gouffran and Sissoko ear marked for bosman deals but decided to buy them now.

GFNFrance ‏@GFN_France #Thauvin cont: Thauvin could leave in the summer though, as his contract expires in June 2014 and he does not want to sign a new one. #NUFC GFNFrance ‏@GFN_France BREAKING: Bastia's president has confirmed that #Thauvin will stay at #Bastia till the end of the season. #NUFC

Will we see all of the rumoured section turn into confirmed before the end of the window?

On the right wing?? I've never seem him anywhere near there :-s

KRUL FRANGENTINA SHOLA

But i wanted another signing tomorrow we have come to expect certain standards now http://www.africatopsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/yohan-cabaye_61275_w250.jpg 'Chill, I got this!'