Skeletor

Still can't get used to bald Enrique

Stoke do what we haven't done under Pardew's whole tenure in just 12 minutes.

The Everton fan n all.

1-1

Stoke already resorting to kicking Liverpool

Best defence in the world ever concede.

Suarez goes down easily. Penalty to Liverpool

Absolutely, and it's of course simplistic and isolated to just say "you got 3 goals, POSITIVES!" But, why did you get 3 goals? Was there anyone missing who'd normally play and vice versa? Was there a change in formation or tactics in some way? It's certainly encouragement, surely. Jonas wasn't playing and Marveaux was. That made a huge difference.

Beeeeeeeeeeeew Well at least from the ones who are actually still there.

Remember when Sigurdsson used to score goals?

I let out a high-pitched scream like. Compilation of Ned Flanders screaming

Bale hattrick 4-0

Have to agree. Even when he was going through a useless patch I still like him. Have every faith he will get back to his form of last season eventually.

Is that because all of our players either come back on time or early? Well more that if he's a doubt for Saturday it suggest he's not dying or paralysed.

I wonder if Lambert is thinking he's made a huge mistake leaving Norwich for this.

3-0. God Villa are pathetic.

'Going down, going down' I thought it was harsh but then I remembered it's aimed at Villa and lost all sympathy.

A good season is now just pulling clear of trouble and having a real go at the Europa and FA Cup.

I'm worse, i'm from Essex This has just changed the way I read your posts now.

Adebayor looks kinda gutted that Bale doesn't square it for him to score

The fact he says 'might' be out for Saturday should be enough to believe it won't be a 4-6 month job at the very least scan or no scan.

Pardew said it might not be that bad on BBC

Not Jonas FFS, rather play Obertan. Bar European games, I've not been impressed with Gabby starting I must say. Not totally against the idea though given Jonas' form. He was decent today. Much more useful than Jonas usually is.