Skeletor

Pelanty to Bayern

Oh god Gary Neville did it again

Peter Withe

Off the top of me head Liverpool 5 times, Man Utd 3 times, Villa once. Is that it? Nottingham Forest twice.

What is that thing in the middle? Mickella no doubt.

Cahill and Luiz fit. Bloody hell.

Brilliant

Little Mick has such a lady face. Looks like Ellen Degeneres.

Has the final always had a trophy? seems un-necessary Yeah. It's a fairly crappy looking trophy.

I hope Nolan gets a good reception when he comes back. He did very well for us when he was here. Allardyce can have piss thrown at him though.

Two cuntish former managers of ours and The Redknapp family. It really could only get worse by throwing in Michael Owen.

The bitch is back

If only. Someone on the comments kindly points out it's a photoshop job. Trevor R-Browning's avatar fits his comment so well

He's gonna be rooting for West Ham isn't he?

social services? 'Don't worry kids. We'll get you out of those rags and into some proper clothes. Here's a Newcastle United shirt'

'But despite the comparisons with Messi, Charlie, who is equally talented with both feet, wants to emulate another winger – Black Cats player James McClean.' Being serious my boy, who is only 6, is way better than that lad! Keep ups, tricks and a far stronger shot. His friends call him the Geordie Eusebio (well they don't actually - I made that bit up!). I know he's only 8 but I laughed at his video on that page. I thought it was a joke. I think I was that good when I was 8.

'But despite the comparisons with Messi, Charlie, who is equally talented with both feet, wants to emulate another winger – Black Cats player James McClean.'

Would like us to go for Dempsey.

A mate on Facebook:

Sounds almost as if we are aware of a clause in his contract where other clubs aren't and he's unwilling to sell for the amount specified in the clause.. Not the best idea to broadcast the clause then

I reckon he'll go to Man Utd

They couldn't remember the greatest job in the world. Liverpool is just a tribute.

'Fuxking'

There's only one man who can answer the call http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2357/2386196794_0b589ec1df.jpg