Skeletor

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59656000/jpg/_59656621_59656620.jpg Looks like a lost child

We're in europe!

A Bellamy cross for a Carroll header. A goal made on Tyneside...for our European qualification.

CARRRRRRRRRRROLLLL

You glorious racist you!

Mike Ashley watching Carroll's performance today:

Andy Trollol

My word Carroll, young man.

How many points have Liverpool picked up since Gerrard came back from injury?

What odds on Jones getting sent off just to compound it all?

John Barnes for next Liverpool manager?

John Barnes is mad

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW

It's like watching us before we decided to stop sucking and become awesome again.

Fuck sake Downing

We're screwed. They're total shit.

Fuck

And rattled.

Sounds about right.

That team sheet... Kenny's throwing this match.

From a creditable source or Ujpesti Dozsa-esque ITK? His mate Billy Friend.

Wasn't Gyan's exact quote 'I'll always have Sunderland stained on my heart' when he left?

Probably since they don't have any plans other than 'let's steal Newcastle's staff'

We'll soon be the place to come for French players wanting to get into the national side at this rate.

Wonder if Marvin Martin has a low relegation release fee clause.