Skeletor

Super Sunday game two weeks in a row? Magedia. FTM!

A Craig Bellamy ball down the flank for a Jose Enrique cross for an Andy Carroll bullet header. A goal made on Tyneside.

We would miss out. Arsenal would go into Europa league. I'm sure we could contest that though as we'd have finished in a position that is supposed to guarantee European football.

Would be an interesting scenario if Arsenal finish 4th, we finish 5th, Chelsea finish 6th and win the Champions League and Sunderland/Everton/Bolton won the FA Cup. Someone has to miss out.

We'll lose. Bogey team + poor form.

We really shouldn't be saying this about a Premiership footballer.

Glad for the 3 points but seriously something is wrong with this team. To play so well until we score and then just play half arsed is disgraceful.

Jamie Redknapp (most teams): 'Never a penalty' Jamie Redknapp (Liverpool or Spurs): 'Absolute penalty. You have to give that.'

Making them look better than they are as usual. Zoning out of the game far too much.

Great goal

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2010/12/6/1291651123761/Alan-Pardew-has-been-out--006.jpg

Pardew probably has some kind of formation generator. Basically just inserts the names and let's it decide where they play.

Well you'd assume so anyway

This is just getting sad

Feel slightly sorry for Wolves fans though. Can relate to the board making a complete cock up of every thing pretty much guaranteeing their relegation. Only slightly though.

Mind it just makes it all the more embarrassing we didn't wipe the floor with these hopeless cunts.

2-0 Lube up Wolves

Somwhere Mick McCarthy is pulling the biggest troll face ever.

kyerowland ‏ @iamkyerowland @TaylorR1984 your a cunt ! I hope you brake your legs and then fall of the stretcher your a smackhead like the rest of them geordie cunts

Would have liked him to stay but now we have an opportunity to get someone more athletic.

Don't think it will be called off

ESPN just needs to cut to some re-run of something else.