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Can't believe it

That's more like it! 1-1

Fuck

Heard the Mackems want to sign Classnic from Bolton in the summer.

Everton absolutely robbed.

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT A PENALTY

I wouldn't blame any Everton player if they took a swing at Marriner tbh.

Everton y u no cross the ball properly?

Finally a decision by Marriner!

Some classy cheating and thuggery on display today. Jolly good show Mackems.

That was a beastly free kick. Thought it was going in

That's a bad dive by McClean. Heitinga booked. Disgusting team.

Phil Neville being bewwed for being Bender's assault victim.

Sunderland busting out the thug tactics again.

Not even our record, actually. We got 86% once in the CL against Panathinaikos. Anyway, didn't want to hijack the thread. What I found peculiar about the PL table is that NUFC is the only team in an European spot with an average possession below 50% (not by much, granted). And the only one with a negative goal difference...

Our free kick routine is ridiculous. Williamson can't jump. He's tall, but he can't jump so he can't get power onto these headers. I don't think we've created one real chance from this stupid routine in the Premiership all season. Surely it'd be better to just pass it out and try to create a chance more naturally? We seriously may as well give up on free kicks and corners. Just pass it short and work it. My Fifa 12 approach

Twitter don't do any thing with reports. Sucks for them.

We definitely need another striker with Ba and Cisse going to the ACON again. Someone like Jay Rodriguez perhaps. Also probably need a new goalkeeper with Forster most likely going to Celtic and Harper close to the glue factory.

His background

I'm ok with this.

Expectation: Krul Santon Willamson Coloccini Ferguson Ben Arfa Cabaye Guthrie Jonas Cisse Ba Reality: Krul Perch Williamson Coloccini Santon Obertan Cabaye Guthrie Jonas Ameobi Ba

Well it is.

Demba Ba ‏ @dembabafoot Back in Paris. Home sweet home Hopefully it's just a short trip and he's not injured[/conspiracy]

Classy

I really don't think we'll be doing this well results wise next year. Just feels like we're as high as we are due to luck rather than design. With the players we have in our squad our attacking play should have more coherence than it does. At the minute we don't look like we know how to attack teams other than lump the ball forward. It wasn't that way at the beginning of the season (when a lot of the new comers were still fresh to our training ideas probably). I fear things have turned and that we'll be on a downward slope from now on with Pardew. I just don't see any attacking promise from our team these days and our defence can't cope with the constant pressure either.