Skeletor

He's one of them. Hope someone runs him over and reverses over him repeatedly.

Or just the most evil.

I wouldn't mind Pardew as manager if we got in a director of football, a director of team selection, a director of training and a director of punching him in the face repeatedly.

Isn't this just compiling a short list for Mike Ashley?

He didn't fancy Tevez who ended up keeping West Ham up single handedly. Played Hayden Mullins over Mascherano too. mascherano was terrible on the few occasions he played for west ham. Hayden Mullins. You win. Perfect.

No point giving him a chance.

How much would it cost us to get a detective to track him down?

Isn't cheap enough.

Carroll hasn't glassed anyone in a really long time...

He doesn't want to attract anyone better. He wants someone cheap who will do anything he says.

He didn't fancy Tevez who ended up keeping West Ham up single handedly.

Agreed. Ashley would have had no intention of signing him. What evidence is there to support this view? That he's a stupid c*** who couldn't make a decent decision if it was handed to him on a silver plate?

Aye. It's so depressing to think that someone who was such a hero of mine as a kid could be actively supporting this cunt.

If the club don't appoint a manager within a couple of days on a long term basis then, well, WTF man was all this about? Just Mike Ashley being Mike Ashley.

So sadly true.

Why on earth would he be interested in coming here?

I wish him all the best. It's just a complete disgrace the way he's been treated. So gutted he won't be in the dug out any more. Thanks for making me feel good about the club I love again Chris!

He'd re-appear and tell us it was just a joke between him and Llambias.

Pardew will drop Tiote to the bench and put Smith back in the first team. Then he'll sell Enrique and Coloccini for being too foreign and bring in some dog shit standard defenders. He'll also probably cancel Ben Arfa's loan as soon as he's appointed. Makes my skin crawl thinking that he could legitimately be our next manager .

Well he is experienced enough for the job then

Probably done with a big Aphex Twin grin.

Give it up. No new manager will want him. Any manager we get in will be of the turbo s*** kind.

Balls

Just got in from work and heard about this. Gutted . Just have no words for how disappointed I am with the fat cunt.