Skeletor

Carroll close!

I have to say. I haven't noticed Smith do anything yet.

Van Der Vaart cheating again.

Corner to us!

Moment there were Jonas was holding the ball up waiting for Jose to overlap only to realise that he's playing in front of Perch today

Perch 2-0 Lennon

Perch 1-0 Lennon

I've got spanish commentary on my...TV...but I'm pretty sure they're talking about how shit Perch is.

*Insert psycho music*

If he scored the game would probably be called off due to every one in the ground having a simultaneous heart attack.

Just remember the home game against Derby where he kept twisting and turning, hesitating to shoot, eventually got tackled and the ball fell to Viduka who just said "fuck this you useless cunt" and buried it with ease.

Common sense and intelligence - Not two qualities you need to manage our club. We always give the job to the most stupid managers.

4 strikers on the bench FFS.

Also we're playing 4-5-1 but have 4 strikers on the bench

There's no amount of lube that would stop this one hurting.

Don't be silly. why not he may (accidently obviously) do something resembling useful there rather than get in the way of tiote in the holding role If Pardew is playing Smith as a striker ahead of Ranger then there's something seriously wrong. Is there? Would be classic Pardew to be honest.

Perch? Smith?

What kind of excuse is that? Carroll has a punch up every week yet still plays

That the same Ferguson that played a blinder at Chelsea? At least he has shown he can play there well.....

Yep...Xisco was Wise's doings but wasn't it under Shepherd's reign in summer 2007 when Souness brought in Smith?

The return of Taylor flexing his acting chops again then .

What odds can I get on Alan Smith not scoring?

No surprise. He's Pardew's type of player after all.

Continued our awesome winning streak against them too.