Menace

Bet nowt happens

Poor guy is looking for work already

Takeover I'd imagine in a few years we'd be better off then fighting relegation every year.

No news is good news.

100 pages in 2 days, fuck me

Maybe I've been missing out, but I don't really see why people are saying this. I mean, nobody really knows anything, he's just reporting from his sources.

Luke Edwards has had an absolute shocker through all this

I bet you they end up pulling out cause of the media nonsense

Press in this country are a joke, imagine being Sheikh Khaled and reading the bullshit these guys put out. No money, was at a fraudulent company etc etc. Fucking pathetic man.

Why would a multibillion company provide lies and tarnish their rep for Keith Bishop ffs.

And what if nothing happens? He can still party his sad little arse off.

I'm sure they've seen plenty of camel toes..

This is way too intense for my blood sugar.

get out.

Better than the takeover news

You can change Twitter handle at any time.

Are the local press really quoting a fucking dentist on Twitter. They don't have a clue

Ashley has just sold Sports Direct HQ for £120M.. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/sports-direct-confirms-120-million-063428943.html

This thread shows how frustrated we are. It's sad tbh, this could potentially be the thing that pushes us to the next level. Knowing our luck it'll fall through and Rafa leaves end of June though.

“INVEST HEAVILY” :pedro: Dude, you're killing me man! You've been posting erection gifs for about 8 hrs straight now

Absolute scenes when he increases the price to £600M and they back off.

Mauro Icardi.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48420387

:lol:

The Bin Zayed Group have now released the following statement exclusively. It reads: "In response to numerous reports in the world media this morning, we would like to comment as follows. "We can confirm the representatives of his Highness Sheikh Khaled Bin Zayed Al Nahyan are in discussions with Mike Ashley and his team about the proposed acquisition of Newcastle United Football Club. "We view it as an honour to have the opportunity to build on the strong support, history and tradition of the club. "We have agreed terms and are working hard to complete the transaction at the earliest opportunity. "Best Regards, Midhat Kidwai, Group Managing Director, Bin Zayed Group." SunSport reported on Sunday night that contracts have been signed and submitted to the Premier League between Ashley and the Dubai-based billionaire.