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Well, this is good. Replace Colback and Riviere with two specs of dust and we would be immediately better.

10. The defence is so weak it is beyond a joke.

uuuurrrgh

Lush tie that!

Hilarious! So glad I don't work with loads of Mackems anymore.

Abysmal, never got going at all.

Great pic that. This might sound ridiculous but could we not extend the Strawberry corner and the Leazes/East stand corner to Level 7 height? What would that be an extra 3-4k seats? Would look class.

For a small CB Woodgate never got bullied either. Had absolutely everything apart from the required professionalism. Small? He's 6"2. Used to see him out all the time when I had the misfortune of living in Boro. He's my height. 6' or just over. I'm 6'2" and I dont see it as being particularly tall either. Loads of people bigger than me about. Always thought of it being middle of the road when I used to play. Back to the topic, Ive always loved Colocinni, and he has generally been a good signing for us. He has been class lately but Woodgate was the best Ive seen. I always remember being in awe of him most of the time. He should have been one of Englands all time great defenders. Shame what happened to him.

Hes just signed for NUFC, one of the worst clubs for getting your head right.

Colo was pretty good today I thought, especially first half. Was exposed later on though. Lascelles.

Incredible close control, balance and movement on show from him today. It boggles the mind that we can have some cracking players but generally be so shit.

Hard to take that. Janmaat, Sissoko and Wijnaldum all very good.

Only thing with Tiote is his passing its always either a little too hard or too soft or too wide.

Colo has been good like.

Said it a million times before and it usually leads to disaster but fuck it that was a very decent first half from us.

Would be amazing if we got the best New Years present of all tonight.....

Absolutely stealing a living this lad.

Apologies for being late to send my condolences. I am of an age which means that Pav is THE iconic Newcastle keeper of my childhood along with Shaka. Always remember getting those keeper tops in the early to mid 90's. Weren't they great designs btw?!?! My mam would always get me one that was far too big that I would somehow 'grow' into. Always remember having massive Sondico keeper gloves too and I would always commentate on my saves as 'Pav', when messing about with my mates. Good times, great team. great keeper. RIP.

Crazy subs from McClaren. Bring Perez off to end any kind of attacking threat when we need a goal and then give a flair player Thauvin 5 minutes at the end which is taken up by injuries and substitutions. Fucking ridiculous. Colback and Dummett need binning sharpish.

This would be the final nail in the coffin for me like. He has fucked every other aspect of this club and although we don't need a ground expansion at this time I think we all harbour this deep down hope that one day we will be great again, a proper club, going places, one which will need a bigger ground. This basically snuffs out this hope. We have nothing left under this cunt.

Turned out nice again!

Terrifically shite. No other words for it. Nobody is even trying ffs. How did it ever come to this!?!

Janmaat really showed how much cared a week ago. Was just going off the first half performance!

Perez off defender on!

Bar probably Janmaat, we are dead behind the eyes, a rotten zombie team playing for a rotten zombie club.