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"Came off the defender last so he can't be offside", Pleat on the last play that ended with Hazard

... Wat?

With Krul around he wasn't going to get the spot of number one keeper he wanted, so it's irrelevant really.

Good save from Sanchez today. Got down low like a flash.

Well John, I wonder what Bobby would have said about that?

You can't really become a contender after just one game, but you can certainly rule yourself out in just one game. Quite impressive from Carver in that sense.

Nothing makes any logical sense about what went on in the second half.

getting bossed around by Burnley. At home.

Burnley in the bottom three at home, they've used all their subs early, and we're in position of bricking it at the sight of 5 minutes stoppage time. Disgraceful.

Jesus wept.

 

If we have a dodgy keeper why do we invite the opposition on to us? It makes no sense.

So slow to get to anything.

So many defenders on the pitch, yet three goals conceded and 4 off the woodwork... How could it be?!

Quality finish.

Shame we have nothing to really turn the screw on them or even just hold onto the ball it seems.

It's been a horror show, which he's actively helped make happen.

Bailed out by Ayoze with the initiative and creativity Carver would probably discourage

Perez again the unlocker.

Armstrong just up front on his own

This is getting very unflattering. Getting away with it and undoing the good work of the first half.

Wake up everyone.

Why Williamson? Put Dummett in the middle and Haidara or Santon on the left.

 

That'd be logical. Hence why it didn't happen.

Exactly. Plus must replace square peg with square peg.

Dummett, man

What a clogger.

Get the feeling he doesn't have much time for the King.

The king? Or the One True King?

The lack of clear quality alternatives and the people pushing the buttons being unpredictable mentalists makes this an uneasy situation.

I'd be delighted with just a stop gap solution until June.

The eyes of the two others blokes in the photo

The shock of landing in Newcastle after setting off from Corsica this morning?

Not enough formations with left wing backs... probably why he just misses out.

Would be like Bordeaux fans including Zidane.

Incidentally, official Bordeaux accounts ran the all time question just yesterday. He seemed to make it in pretty unanimously

https://twitter.com/search?q=XIGirondins

I mean, obviously I'm getting ahead of myself, but jesus, if he got back in the team...and he scores vs Palace. Where do we even go from there?

 

If that happened, I would stick a HBA mask on the back of my wifes head, smash her up the arse whilst singing ding dong the king is dead.

Don't see any reason you can't do that tomorrow when it's made official.

"Alan Pardew's been there for 4 years now, and he's never had a fair crack of the whip"

 

:lol: Who are these people?

 

What !?!?!

Well it's time to take that whip away from him then, because he clearly doesn't know how to work one.

 

It does f***ing matter. When this broke, I stuck £100 on him getting the Palace job.

 

It does seem to have dragged on a bit, maybe Palace don't like what he's told them.

 

If he's fucked this up with his mouth I'll fucking kill him.

http://i.imgur.com/xh1HCqb.gif

Perhaps if they put the same time and energy into supporting their team and manager as they do into making websites like that they may get a sniff of the success they clearly feel they are entitled to.

They won't be happy unless they get Alan Shearer as manager

*shudders*

Whatever, man. I can understand the setiment of wanting to get behind their new man... So good luck to them. But also fuck them