M4

Has he got serious management aspirations?

Really don't think so. He's happy to leave things as they are and simply humour any talks of management every time they come up.

Turboshite would be your mate, for about 10 seasons I might add.

ad hominemtastic, just for a change.

Low Moment

Carroll has submitted a transfer request.

Most definitely. That's when we all knew it was going to happen.

Fucking tragic.

Didn't think that new Chelsea kit looked too good in play. Too much white on those shoulders.

Wow... shocking from Ramires. Really should have been a card.

If he really wanted to manage he'd have done it already. I don't think he's as interested in it as he seems to constantly say he is.

Alan Pardew or Kevin Keegan? It's an absolute no-brainer.

Problem is, this version of Keegan that would want to come back, be motivated and actually care (not just say he cares) is totally fictitious.

did he get a league medal?

He'll be getting one next week, yeah.

Adrian Chiles is sounding particularly bored and dull, even by his standards.

Why do ITV have 2 of those ad-break markers in the corner of the top corners of the screen?

Was about to ask exactly that

They seem to always make it into their coverage.

De Jong didn't really shoot there, just got his foot in and tackled the ball

Great pass by Tevez. Shame.

Great challenge... ugh, Stoke player just had his ego injured. Get up, man.

Hopefully that sets Balotelli into crazy mentalist mode. Get some entertainment!

Is Tevez sporting a Clark Kent hair style?

Come oon then folks, who do we want to win this?

 

City.

Rio

Laying it on really thick.

The linesman doesn't even flag!? What the fuck is this shit?!?

 

Maybe he saw something, but wasn't confident enough to flag until he had more info that the main ref could give him. No problems with that.

 

Oh aye, the vital all important intel that the ref had. I overlooked that.

 

More likely the other way around tbh. Ref thought it was, checked something with the lino.

Indeed, but whichever way around, why hastily flag or blow the whistle when they're not sure yet and feel they could make a better decision by concerting.

Edit: Exactly, Dr Venkman.

The linesman doesn't even flag!? What the fuck is this shit?!?

Maybe he saw something, but wasn't confident enough to flag until he had more info that the main ref could give him. No problems with that.

Pen decisions seem really harsh when the player just knocks the ball far away with absolutely zero chance of getting it anyway.

Red players should be nowhere near the linesman here.

Ferdinand and Vidic got there first ffs ran the whole length of the pitch.

Chicarito is doing everything wrong today

Adidas has been coming up with great unique looking Marseille home kits for about 4 years straight!