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Overextended legs and massive boners FTW!

Quality finish. Loved those lashed in lefties. Shame he didn't break his foot doing it, though.

Some of us prefer club football but still want England to do well.

What a petty prat this ref is.

The Parker spin on the international stage!

Not so much the joke, but that random tweets are now being quoted and attributed.

Saw it for reals last week... http://twitpic.com/4aq4cs Yeap, quite shocking.

They appear to be back.

Next season against Liverpool. But for us after we buy him off Chelsea for £2m.

No way that wasn't just a random photo pulled from somewhere on the net... doesn't mean they aren't nice though

Well that's was what got me too. He obviously has extremely limited responsibilities already, yet even when he's the closest official to see the incident (and it's not like when it's barely over and you need to be dead along the line to see properly), he still doesn't budge. How to make yourself totally useless

It's all one big exercise in futility anyway. Capello and co will all say the right things, try a few new players but come crunch time it'll be same old bottling time again and Gerrard-Lampard out there together. Edit: and probably Heskey too.

I liked how for Marseille's goal, the whatever-he's-called extra ref didn't move a muscle even though this was his view: http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/9162/refmanumar.jpg

Yeah was thinking that... by many accounts and his spells on loan, he's quite brilliant and has the brighter future. Yet most of us have hardly seen any of him at all.

Arsenal all a bunch of soft tossers, but Scholes should be off.

Rosicky in betting scam mode.

True though. 6 minutes to get someone with no leg injury off is ridiculous. Just walk off.

The concept of shooting on goal is one they laugh at. Must be such a frustrating experience supporting that team.

Van der Sar just taking the piss today.

Nice

More likely a dude... and a dude from Gateshead even.

Keep passing that ball around to death, Arsenal zzzzzz.

Some call it being a knob... one other person would calling it: Winning!™

Had him in my fantasy team that year he broke through with Forest... will never be able to dislike the guy

Wow... that nike template... that's not very good!