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And of course you have the bike-apple combo.

 

This.

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Anyone see the Freddie Sears "goal" that got disallowed?

 

Harsh on Sears and Palace, but then you remember Neil Warnock is their manager, so it's all good.

Don't know... don't really like seeing stuff like that. Also thought Warnock was right in criticising the Bristol C players and staff. It was just so clearly a goal you'd hope something would be done even if the whole refereeing quartet had a synchronised seizure.

Would be really gutted if he goes. Would be the most disappointing departure of all the players we have or had since the relegation. Could really be a hero in this league.

Him and Campbell, yes please! Really hope it's not one or the other

Class goal that by Rodallega... also how much weight has Mark Clattenburg lost?! Didn't even recognise him at first.

Carroll - 5 ineffective and squandered possession/chances.

did he fuck.

did I hear right Lua Lua poss of to Southampton ?

 

When'd you hear that?

What does that even mean?

Decent first half, thought it was harsh to sub him at half time.

Took me a second... but indeed. Guess he assumed his work there was done with all the goalscoring going on.

Shola hat trick it is then. One small step towards promotion for Newcastle, one giant leap backwards for mankind.

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Shoot people!! Everyone one today.

Is this Shola's first ever hat trick in his career??

 

Didn't he get one against a german team?

 

Bayern Leyverkusen? That was 2.

Of course it's his first hat trick ffs

He got two goals when we played Leverkusen away, yes.

One of the few things he's actually good at: pelanty taking.

Very well taken once again.

Oh god.... here comes the hat trick

Gutted

would love Carroll to grab one too.

Can't fault Jonas' first touch. His controls are almost ALWAYS perfect. Quite impressive. If only...

S.Taylor: 'Areet! Im Pele!'

I love Shola, man.

Proper weirdo status achieved.

shola u mong

 

Come on, he wasn't far off there.

He's a twat and a selfish cunt. No surprises.

Can't believe he managed to stay onside!

Brilliant again from Carroll.

Just seen that guy Emnes' goal for Boro... ouch, get in.

Lua Lua on asap tbh. .

Aye, we'd have a winger and Barton wouldn't be wasted any more.

Dream talk though... as if Hughton will be making any constructive or logical subs.

That right wing really needs sorting out.

For all his faults, I hope everyone realises that he's our only attacking outlet.

Meh, it's almost moot with Jonas as he produces so little. Still think he's a gloryfied Right Back. Should basically swap with Enrique. Have the Spaniard playing as the midfielder.

By rights, Ameobi should excel in the CCC as it's about his level of football.

Pandering to the media cliché there.

Shit everywhere.

Lol at our right flank. Like the players are in a twilight zone or something when they have the ball there.