David Icke - Son of God

More accurate. Aye two defensive, none goalscoring midfielders in the centre of the park is a great idea. Are you questioning my tactics? Don't question my tactics. We'll have a major falling out

More accurate.

Be honest Jonny, you're making that up.

Shola? I wish I was.

All you haterz can get to fuck. The best news I've heard all summer.

He's a Newcastle fan, man

Having a right go at Neil Farrington now. That's one way to ingratiate yourself with the management, I suppose - call a journalist they had a serious falling out with and banned from the club a #helmet

The way he publicised his private disagreement with Rio Ferdinand was just pathetic. I actually thought he was right on that occasion, Its the public personna v the real Rio, just thought Holt was right then. I don't particularly like Ferdinand, so I don't care if he's a knobber when he's out of the public eye as I wouldn't think much less of him anyway. I thought it was petty as f*** for Holt to publicise what was until then a private disagreement to boost his own ego. Very true, but Rio's ego is of the planetsized dimension too. I don't see how that makes Holt any more likeable.

The way he publicised his private disagreement with Rio Ferdinand was just pathetic. I actually thought he was right on that occasion, Its the public personna v the real Rio, just thought Holt was right then. I don't particularly like Ferdinand, so I don't care if he's a knobber when he's out of the public eye as I wouldn't think much less of him anyway. I thought it was petty as fuck for Holt to publicise what was until then a private disagreement to boost his own ego.

I thought the Pleat comment was a bit crass considering he hadn't said anything too bad about Barton. It's nice to see him take aim at the journalists though, especially Oliver Holt and Henry Winter. Two of the biggest #helmets ever to grace Fleet Street. And he's right about newspapers. Dying trade. I agree with Joey completely, but that comment about peasants will get twisted to fuckery, just like most things do in lying papers. Yep, that was daft.

The way he publicised his private disagreement with Rio Ferdinand was just pathetic.

I thought the Pleat comment was a bit crass considering he hadn't said anything too bad about Barton. It's nice to see him take aim at the journalists though, especially Oliver Holt and Henry Winter. Two of the biggest #helmets ever to grace Fleet Street. And he's right about newspapers. Dying trade.

Glad I didn't piss away £20 going to see that.

I'd have my water wings on in this weather.

We flew out to the USA on 17th July, nine days after returning after the summer break. Since then Tiote and Cabaye have been in different countries. Different continents.

I'd love to see Vuckic get a good 30/40 minutes playing off the shoulder of Ba in the second half. They connected very well during Leeds game.

Serious? well its not like it would be a surprising end to our pre-season One of my mates who is there has tweeted that it could be. Shame as he says Cabaye and Vuckic are tearing them a new'un.

Can you imagine the French reaction to seeing Sports Direct for the first time? "Sacrebleu! Vingt-sept Donnay pantaloons for trios Euros!? Eet eez tremendous value!"

http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/TV/LiveMatches/0,,10278~58436,00.html

But he wasn't, man He was just a squad player at Bordeaux. Obviously people who know bot all about him look at his career progression and think "well he must have pulled up trees in France to get a move to Man United" but he didn't even do that. He was a substitute. He wasn't a Gourcuff or a Benzema...he's an Obertan

I'm sure Tommy Tiernan has done a joke about this.

I think he's shit mate, he's a second division manager that was out of work and we signed him on a 5 and a half year contract. He talks absolute wank and these people that saw an improvement in our performances once Hughton left completely bemuse me. I was at Stevenage, I was at Stoke. I think he'll be hated as bad as Souness and Allardyce once he's gone. As it stands I support the team, but this guy's shown me nothing so far and it doesn't help that he's an absolute wanker. If he proves me wrong then fantastic. Joey Barton proved me wrong last year and people don't prove me wrong that often. I fucking love you, you know that? I'm not being sarcastic either. Hello, aye cheers. What do you think of Gabriel Obertan? I'll break his legs if I see him hanging around the stadium tomorrow. Just give me the nod.

I think he's shit mate, he's a second division manager that was out of work and we signed him on a 5 and a half year contract. He talks absolute wank and these people that saw an improvement in our performances once Hughton left completely bemuse me. I was at Stevenage, I was at Stoke. I think he'll be hated as bad as Souness and Allardyce once he's gone. As it stands I support the team, but this guy's shown me nothing so far and it doesn't help that he's an absolute wanker. If he proves me wrong then fantastic. Joey Barton proved me wrong last year and people don't prove me wrong that often. I fucking love you, you know that? I'm not being sarcastic either.

I can't understand it either. Kadar not go to Holland? Maybe, but it seems very odd we're dragging Tavernier/Dummett out to the US when we've got a full international on the books.

Has Kadar got his own back on Pards because his exclusion from even the most basic of first team/ressie jaunts is bizarre? I know he's a good defender, I've seen it with my own eyes therefore I can only assume he's fudding Mrs Pardew all over her two up, two down in Darras Hall.