David Icke - Son of God

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SPUNK ALL OWA THE GAFF!!!

Or they're pretending Durham is Sunderland again The city boundaries shift at an alarming rate.

He has a better goal to game ratio that Sessegnon, doesn't he?

If the issue has been ongoing since he signed his deal this lass has been pregnant for over 10 months.

Aye, imagine what it's like for the poor cunts in L7.

I like to think my massive £25 spending spree at Sports Direct earlier this week has had something to do with this.

I reckon Mike's had a funny turn.

Bid for Thauvin accepted tomorrow, medical on Saturday. And we chill on Sunday.

The Twitter equivalent of ringing Sky Sports News doorbell and running away.

Martin Hardy is a good journalist. If you want to slag anyone off for this slag off Luke Edwards. Granted, he hasn't actually written anything about this topic but I hate his round, baldy head and that fucking gargantuan chip he's been carrying around on his shoulder since he went to the nationals. Bellend.

I thought the article was quite good. He is right about us not producing enough players and trying to develop. Our biggest problem appears to be not having a good structure throughout the club to develop players. Whether we have the right coaches also is debatable Aye, but that has fuck all to do with signing "forriners".

His non-performance at Man United, which immediately resulted in a slew of "he'll never make it" articles from the national press quickly followed by his hat trick against Villa was fucking sweet.

As far as I see it if this is true there are three options for him: 1) he pays off his contract, which if estimates regarding his pay are correct would cost north of £12m and we're under no obligation to accept. Unlikely as he probably couldn't afford it anyway. 2) he retires, in which case we would hold his registration for the duration of his contract meaning he couldn't play competitive football until he was 35. 3) he goes AWOL and tries his luck in the courts. It would be a massive test case with reprocussions for clubs and players the world over and the chances of him winning outright would be slim. We very much hold the power in this situation if he really is adamant about returning to Argentina.

Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs. I got told he'd got a 14, 17 and 18 year old lass from Crammy up the duff in the space of about 2 hours the other day. It's bollocks.

Would we sit down and try and negotiate a get out if he'd been caught with his cock in some slag? Course not. He'd be told to get on with it. Some people like to keep their private lives private. If his wife is ill then there are any number of reasons they may not want to broadcast it. It can be kind of a touchy subject.

Of course they're bollocks, man Has anyone met this Crammy lass? No. Are we really to believe that if this lass does exist she's happily watch the rich father of her child fuck off to the other side of the world and not go to the press to earn herself a bit of cash?

The Independent and the Telegraph aren't the same paper. Martin Hardy is a very good journalist who is close to Coloccini. He broke the story of him wanting to leave initially and has done loads of profiles on him over the past few years. I believe him.

If it's true he can get fucked as far as I'm concerned. I hope the club do the correct thing and sue him for breach of contract.

They're so fucking conflicted over there at the minute it's brilliant to read. They kind of know we're signing some good players but are hunting around for negatives to hang their hats on.

Middle of March, after they've already played half a dozen games for us.

I wish I was a fly on the wall during 'negotiations'.

Even with this excitement the only thing I can think is "Luke Edwards is a fucking spenk".

Black Bush is one of the greatest comedy sketches ever.