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If there's the slightest hint of him going somewhere there'll be a bidding war. Would be sad if we lost him but I can't see him going for less than an absolute fortune this window, so I'm not overly worried.

Out tomorrow, is it? Might get one to wear down to Everton.

Opposition fans celebrating a disallowed goal is always a moment of sunshine

Red/yellow/orange balls when it's been snowing

Its Torres mate, striker. http://i.imgur.com/o4Zw4.gif

A proper, shin hacking drop ball

If they hadn't run off celebrating one of them could have buried it while Cech was on the deck

So we've got a pet hates thread in Football and Chat, so let's have the football version of the "Little things in life" thread. I submit when you're in the pub after the match, Pardew (or the manager of the time) comes on the telly and everyone starts shushing, causing instant silence in a previously bustling bar. And when the ref falls over to ironic cheers.

When you bet on last goal scorer on a cup match, is that for 90 minutes only or including any extra time?

Perfectly sums up the mentality of the mackem.

What monitor have you got like, this one? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SX-gG3W9hrI/TAOt_52BvDI/AAAAAAAAAHU/FyjLqhEGmjo/s1600/post-191680-1224676650_thumb.jpg

His wiki page mentions it

Just keep watching it again and again http://i.imgur.com/ifEwG.jpg

See they've deleted their "Did Cisse mean to shoot for goal?" thread, too stupid even for RTG. Which is a bit like something being too anti-Semitic for Hitler.

Pure illegal full colour HD pirate video of the goal http://i.imgur.com/aADcB.jpg

Fluke of the season #notbitter

It's a wankworthy goal. I'm going to be coming dust for weeks

Holy fucking cunting shit. The pub went fucking mental, I'm covered in shout spit. What a fucking goal. One inch above Cech's gloves, one inch below the bar, one inch past the post, from miles away, bending 90 degrees, first time with the outside of the boot. That is a fucking inhuman goal.

They can't believe Chelsea have played such a weak side

From their Mags vs Chelsea match thread There's that Mackem class again, it's practically oozing.

Don't bother with them on Newcastle shirts, but I've got a French home kit with Ben Arfa on the back and the away kit with Cabaye on the back

Newcastle have won the premier league because we include the one Shearer won with Blackburn. In the mackematics thread they're still going on at some points like if we finished 6th and Chelsea win the Champions League we won't be in Europe. If that happens they're going to be throwing street parties, aren't they, thick cunts

Aye, caused quite a bit of bother as well in town that weekend IIRC. Celtic fan on Reddit basically calling me a liar about that "Have your fans won awards for their behaviour? I don't think so. Ours have"

At a guess the horsemen are Neil Lennon, the Taxman, the Green Brigade skull thing and... Craig Whyte?