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Has anyone told them "Wise men say" was sung by a bloke from Tennessee?

The automatic translation for Sunderland on the Dortmund page is Relegation AFC Sunderland https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1E2iUmQwJQ/

We do wear an armband, might not be that one though.

Well whatever it is, setting 10 has never damaged even the snidiest of DHgate shirts before. People should try that one

I'm not hand washing any clothes whatsoever for fuck's sake, what are we, Victorians? Am I going to clean myself in a tin bath in front of the fucking fireplace? Any garment of mine goes in on whatever setting my washing machine has been on since the day I got it with everything else or it goes in the bin.

100% the main reason Black Cats won that poll is because cats eat magpies.

Don't forget their iconic pre-match usage of the 1996 top 40 hit "Ready to Go" by Republica which they named their forum after. I've heard they talk about that in America all the time too.

Are they now going to live vicariously through him for the rest of his career, like with all those trophies Henderson won for Sunderland while at Liverpool?

Good cover up job

You know what randomly popped into my head, that chant of "Steven Taylor, we wish you were dead." Is that a contender for the worst chant of all time? Like, ignore how tasteless it is, even the most abhorrent chants at least usally have.. something? Like a reference, a rhyme, a sectarian strereotype, some horrible words that fit nicely into an established tune, a sick joke. But that was just "You play for Newcastle. Hope you die." No wit, no guile, no nothing. You could fit any other four syllable player or manager into it, and yet nobody ever has.

Their current squad and greatest XI could be in the pub with me now and I wouldn't have a clue apart from maybe Quinn and Phillips. I can vaguely picture Cattermole but he looks like any random scally you'd encounter coming out the bogs.

Someone was trying to barge her way through a few seasons ago and some wag popped her boot open in retaliation.

Looks like it happened in an area where the parade had passed and the roads had started being reopened, but obviously still lots of people there.

Sam doesn't seem bothered

Someone who doesn't know it's not been called the Premiership since 2007

Should do these. If we can't beat an Everton team with nowt to play for at home to secure the Champions League, we don't deserve it anyway

Maybe Pickford will be on the #cans tonight and hanging in nets tomorrow?

Cunningly, we've found a work around for the noon kick offs, which is starting drinking at 6am. Went and met my ex's brother for a pint at 6 in the Black Horse in Monkseaton one year before getting on a coach leaving from there. I can tell you that a pint of San Miguel and a stripper at that time is quite stomach churning. It was still pitch black outside.

Well it's fun going to Sunderland away, it's like you've paid for an experience of what it's like to be a child murderer being driven to court, with a frothing rabid mob banging and clawing at the side of the coach as you crawl towards your destination.

Went and watched this in the pub with a mackem mate, that was unwise