Dave

Didn't realise Bournemouth had a 13 year old boy playing for them in the Premier League.

Makes it look like they're wearing Tyson Fury's shorts.

If only there was anything at all in between 'a good player at Premier League level' and 'absolutely shit'.

For some reason his performance has justified its own dedicated page on the BBC Sport website.

I'd genuinely have to go back through all the notes I made to answer your questions. One of the biggest problems is the sheer size of the database, so yeah it's probably to do with how that is set up. The best thing would be for someone who knows what they're on about to get access to everything, and do some digging. Everything coming through me would be laughably basic.

We're going to get battered on the basis of the respective showings of the two clubs today anyway. 0-3.

He's not eligible to play, so no.

It's almost as though there are a lot of clubs with new players (some with new managers) in the league that need time to gel and get up to speed, ourselves included.

Rondon was clearly holding West Brom back.

People are giving a troll the attention he craves.

Hope he gets the shits

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That is immense, hope it’s deliberate 'Get in the shower lad'

No subs left.

Sorry. I just genuinely don't know what I'm doing. Literally all of it was Googled.

On the plus side I used an old-fashioned Flash stream and it was fine all match. Good quality too.

Last few months, nothing. We moved host at the start of the year which meant starting nearly everything from scratch. Surely you didn't miss all that? It's a MySQL database.

I'm on here myself, I know when its slow. It's not the host's problem, we have more than enough capacity available. It's the combination of platforms and the fact everyone refreshes like mad (something the forum software isn't designed for) that makes things difficult.

Told you we'd draw. At least we're off the mark anyway. Don't fancy us to get much from the next three, especially considering the injuries and suspensions we have already.

Do players even go down in value?

Kenedy and Rondon have been great for me this week.

I don't know what else to do. Not sure how many times I have to explain this. If someone else wants it, feel free to PM me.

Good shout.

That kick was the best connection he made all match.

Arter avoiding red just confirms the ref was making up for missing the Kenedy kick.