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thomas

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    Alexander Isak

    CONAN! WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE? TO STRENGTHEN YOUR ENEMIES, TO SELL YOUR BEST PLAYERS, TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF YOUR FANBASE YES ... THIS IS GOOD ... THIS IS GOOD
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    Paul Mitchell

    "so far the club has only confirmed that while he may share a name with a certain famous deceased scottish hairstylist, he and Paul Mitchell are not related"
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    Kieran Trippier

    I know Tone Loc's "Wild Thang" started playing in Tripp's head when he saw that fit on the rack.
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    Paul Mitchell

    club/regime's fault for not already having his and Eales's replacements lined up in time for the window imo
  5. The thought of getting knocked into a transfer-window-length long coma becomes more appealing every single year
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    Paul Mitchell

    jokes aside I don't have the recall to remember if he was hand picked by Eales or not. Darren having to bow out with (the terrifying sounding) blood cancer might have signaled an early end in that case. He stayed to see out the season but usually backroom/staff shakeups aren't singular
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    Paul Mitchell

    Perfect use case for AI if you ask me. NUFC should be a pioneer and leader in this brave new space.
  8. dogshitting our way into the CL scratch all players/staff from any "* of the season" nominations.
  9. love schar's party trick of exploding and reassembling like a frozen T-1000
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    Lloyd Kelly

    maybe switching to italian food from english was worth 100k/w to him
  11. really? I missed the first few minutes but it's looked to me like he's been quite stingy with stopping play for soft fouls, which I quite like.
  12. all i want is a more intimidating animal on the crest than a seahorse. maybe give them huge johnsons or something.
  13. would never want to deny eddie his due but it's hard to look past the phenomenal shifts Ange and Amorim have put in. Top quality work by them.
  14. Please, please just let the new crest be ai generated for maximum carnage
  15. haters will say that tonali fucked up and tino was obviously struggling but smart football fans know we just saw the greatest winger of our generation in action
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