thomas

I'd tolerate that fluke trophy because it would lock amorim in for years so he can complete the assassination of the club.

maybe they threw this game so eddie could watch this and still feel needed after the last two wins.

infinitely more watchable back in the aguero/david silva days. feels much more like mechanical execution (at an elite level ofc) but just nowhere near as fun.

i have this likely very stupid but romantic notion that he's going to be here for the next 15 years as our michael ballack. need to cycle him on creatine and bulk up some in the offseason.

Can't even gift them a goal fucking hell

palace looking like me in fifa when i'm losing 5-0 and i just tape down the slide tackle button to break some ankles. cunts

actually shouted this

has to be some digital trick of the screen, for reasons I can't fathom : right side hulk, left side bruce banner

irrationally angry over it tbh. it's the fucking root word. minging should not be meeng-ing, but minge-ing. minger should absolutely rhyme with ginger, not singer. fucks sake.

huh. ~1:10 TIL minging rings with pinging. i thought it rhymed with hinging

hitting unreal levels of turgidity here. cunts don't get a bullshit pen and then immediately get dunked on.

gorgeous. absolutely fucking gorgeous

club chaplain has just been ushered in, heard last rites are to be administered as a precaution. Hang in there Edward.

I feel like I saw a mirror version of Tonali's goal from the left hand side many many years ago by hasselbaink when he was at chelsea, does that ring any bells for anyone else? (it's also possible microplastics have ruined my brain)

We don't half love a body check do we