Dinho lad

Mbappé does a Henry of CL final of 2006.

£5 on Muller booking returned me £55 which makes me £20 profit. Late escape there!

Really? i’ve really enjoyed it. Thiago best player on the pitch so far. It's been a good watch, yes.

That Mbappé chance sums up the poor quality of the first half.

Poor quality match so far.

Moses has been horrendous since he came on.

Conte is crap in Europe. Sort it out, fella.

I know, it's fucking up my bets.

£3 on Lukaku anytime and Bangea to be booked returned £25 - which, again, breaks me even for the night. Waiting for the rest of the bets to come through now!

Fair play, De Jong!

Inter need to get a grip, ffs!

Ancelotti or Bruce? Easy decision!

Decent enough night, nothing more.

Broke evens for tonight with this bet: Lyon v Bayern Munich - #OddsOnThat - Up to 9/1 1+ Goals & Each Team 1+ Corners all Before 29:59 2.62 Stake: £5.00 Potential Returns: £13.13 Now it's time to sit back and watch the rest of my bets come through...... ..........

Ronaldo suggested to him publicly that he should consider joining the Italian league to rekindle their rivalry. Maybe Messi misses that part of his his youth!

It's about the favourite, not the best.

Nah he wouldn't have near the range of Shelvey in his passing but is a lot more mobile Well.. I didn't say or imply that. You can still be a good passer without hitting long/hollywood balls.

Even though Ashley's NUFC are utter shit, and that Burnley are a 'good' club in terms that they are punching above their weight, I think he'll be happy that's he's coming here - especially on a 4 year deal!

Based on only short highlights of him, he looks decent on the ball with decent passing. Similar to Shelvey, and therefore this sounds like a masterstroke by Brucey.

5 or more shots on target combined for KdB, Sterling and Jesus came in at 3\1. Should have placed more on it.

You're too balls-less, fella. Balls-less.

Howay ya daft sod. Nothing embarrassing about Muller scoring 2 past you! embarrassing was maybe too strong a word to use (or difficult word to spell for joeyt), but it's still just shows how bad Barcelona have become.... even Coutinho scored twice against them. If you're going to point out spelling or grammar errors at least don't make more than me in your posts. Grammar? No, I pointed out your spelling (and only because it's the boring thing that you and your clique usually do).

Wey Coutinho is a canny player as well! Players on the way down, not up or at their peak.

Howay ya daft sod. Nothing embarrassing about Muller scoring 2 past you! embarrassing was maybe too strong a word to use (or difficult word to spell for joeyt), but it's still just shows how bad Barcelona have become.... even Coutinho scored twice against them.

Not a silly comment. You can't judge everything by just statistics, otherwise any old fucker can be a scout or something! I am enjoying myself.