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Del Cerro has just given about 5 cards in a minute, including a red.

Zwayer doing his usual early business (3/1 for a card each first half) but the rest, fuck me. Tragic.

Neymar is like Zaha in that he often gets booked along with his opposition full back, taking him and Walker 25/1

I always have a first half card in there somewhere when Zwayer's involved. Probably the best in Europe for getting them out early.

Orsato and Zwayer both easily in my top 5 European refs. Pity the latter is doing a bit of a dead game as far as Liverpool are concerned. Fancy Sporting Dortmund to be very feisty, big game with a good ref.

Exeter, who've scored 2 in the last 9 on the bounce, beaten 3-1 against Colchester who are absolutely shit, so fucking annoying.

Swindon and Exeter both to score 2, Oxford to win/BTTS - 13/1

Thought this would be coming. Balls. Probably the best resource for the nicher stats, shots, tackles etc.

Especially considering Brych is reffing. I've actively started avoiding him. His last 5: Fuck that. The German Martin Atkinson.

Most engaged I've been in a game since the Liverpool home game under Rafa when Fabinho dived and they scored at the end. Actually didn't want us to lose, felt weird.

Payet, again, pelted with a bottle from the crowd. This game will go off again here.

Could do with a bloodbath tonight, especially in Genoa and Lyon.

Worst weekend of the season for me by miles. Harry Kane second SOT would have saved it. Fucking twat.

It's at Hampden, cup semi final.

Jesus Christ

Bayern not scoring 2 cost me a 13/1 bet builder, useless fuckers.

Who is that?

Missed this part.

Thought I had 6 for a minute, but only 5 vs Atleti, Sergio Ramos: Estadio de Luz (CL final) San Siro (CL final) Lillekula Stadium, Tallinn (UEFA Super Cup) Bernabeu Wanda Metropolitano Really frustrating, never scored at the Calderon.

Thought Ronaldo vs Atleti might be a good few but it's only 4. Hasn't scored at the Wanda, only scored in 1 CL final and the Copa del Rey final he scored in was at the Bernabeu. Bernabeu Juve Allianz Calderon Estadio de Luz (CL final)

You're right, although I would query that tbh. Sunderland are Sunderland AFC if we're going to get into nitpicking. Blackpool are the missing link.

One short between us Nut

Arsenal Everton Fulham Barnsley Watford Chelsea Liverpool Burnley Portsmouth Southampton Bournemouth Brentford

Jesus wept.