Wullie

Sampdoria have actually fucked the keeper shirt off altogether this season. At home, their keeper wears the away shirt and vice versa.

Even the keeper top is short sleeve only. Doesn't sit right with me. Still think a keeper top should have built in elbow pads.

As predictable as the fucking sun rising. Jesus Christ.

This is one of these half times where everything is going far too well and I'll end up with absolutely fuck all.

Gone with Lees-Malou at 33s

Guehi 15/2

A point for them is absolute robbery. Wilson stays on, we win that.

Dalot and Shelvey cards, Rashford 2 SOT 50/1 Any player at 5/1 who's up against ASM is good value

I can't get over how much McAllister looks like Aaron Ramsey every time he comes on screen.

Lallana is big at 7/1, only one player on the field has had more cards this season. Taking him with Thompson who's fresh and up vs Lamptey - 33/1

Looks like Darren England is doing it now.

Needed 2 Villa corners for a 16/1, they had none second half despite supposedly chasing the game, bloody pathetic. Cannot catch a break.

Shocking run at the minute.

His achilles injury was a really bad one I think, struggling to get back from it.

Lewis O'Brien for Huddersfield looks really big at 11/2. Booked in 4 of his last 8. Double with Keshi Anderson (9/2, booked in 5/10) pays 40/1 with 365.

Wouldn't usually touch a Jon Moss game but can't resist free fiver on Zaha/Emerson cards 20/1

A few for the Celtic game: 3+ Celtic corners in the first ten mins 18/1 Celtic 5+ first half corners Celtic 8+ corners Celtic 2+ goals St Johnstone 3+ cards 14/1 Juranovic anytime Butterfield card 41/1 McCart/Gordon/Bryson cards 80/1

I'm going to be full on Abe Simpson before I'm 40. The future sounds absolutely wank. Intend to spent my senior years watching VHS tapes of Bottom and listening to Linkin Park.

I think getting rid of the LC would greatly increase the sense of treading water that exists amongst the mid-table clubs. One less thing you can potentially achieve (the list is already very small) makes things better for who exactly? Only a tiny number of big clubs who have other competitions to focus on. Easy to say "Scrap that other competition, we don't care about it" when you're in the CL knockouts.

Still not sure what you mean. There's no details in that piece that would prejudice a trial. I imagine the percentage of the population of even know who Benjamin Mendy is, never mind the details of the case, is pretty small.

Highly suspicious activity as Dundee's most booked players, and an ex-Hibs player, all get carded against Hearts. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10341233/Bookmakers-ask-Scottish-FA-investigate-suspicious-betting-patterns-Dundees-match-Hearts.html Be more suspicious if they didn't get booked.

I had completely forgotten about the existence of Torres, he looked like he'd established himself as a main man earlier in the season.

Leeds probably haven't tbf, even without Covid they're on their arse

I don't know if people would even be aware of this, I wasn't until I heard that. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/nov/19/manchester-city-suspend-partnership-with-cryptocurrency-start-up-3key Man City announced a partnership with a cryptocurrency firm that doesn't exist. Just a big wind up.