Wullie

Should have hit that first time, still nearly a peach.

Used to absolutely shit himself whenever a high ball came his way, let it bounce and then get muscled out of it. He was alright on the deck, very quick but horrendous in the air and weak as piss. Doesn't surprise me that he's done well enough elsewhere but never a Premiership player. Suffered from similar problems to Coloccini in getting totally bossed around by big strikers, hopefully Colo's year of getting to play against a load of shite ones will have done him some good.

Hello.

Bah I intended to add York on and bottled it.

Wasn't going to bother but then I saw Rooney was playing and Bet365 gave me a free £5 so gone for Man Utd/Alloa/Rangers.

Ahahaha.

Come on Livingston you fucks...

He's alright like.

Well played sir.

Inter are 1-0 up already btw. Think I'm going Barca/Livingston/Huddersfield.

Doncaster are total cunts.

Get in.

Need Doncaster and Notts Co for £100.

Norwich and Millwall, fucking hell.

2-1 Atletico.

Tremendous equaliser from perennial Everton target Fernandes.

Never a yellow that.

Ready to eat my words but I can't see Liverpool going to Lisbon and beating Benfica in a month of Sundays.

Clichy got very lucky there.

If they had Shola instead of Ibrahimovic, they'd be comfortably ahead tbh.

1 minute gone, 1 goal. Looking good! Two now.

Fuck me!

I know what Charles N'Zogbia looks like, thanks very much.

Charles N'Zogbia in Eldon Square about 20 minutes ago.