Wullie

Getafe scored a penalty in injury time and did it anyway. EDIT: and Real have scored after 5 minutes. Fucking sick of Barca letting me down.

Watch Real Madrid win 1-0 and fuck my slip for tomorrow over. Just watch.

I hate Belgians.

It was probably piss, one of my mates said they were throwing bags of piss out of level 7 and were bragging about it in town after the game. Smelt like lager so I'm hopeful.

Monday morning they usually come online. Should be tomorrow for us. They'll be on the FLS on iPlayer too by then.

Only Mechelen letting me down against bottom of the table Lokeren so far. Nearly went for Cercle Bruges instead (not that I know anything about any of them) and they're bloody 2-0 up. 2-0 Lokeren. Nuts.

Only Mechelen letting me down against bottom of the table Lokeren so far. Nearly went for Cercle Bruges instead (not that I know anything about any of them) and they're bloody 2-0 up.

I just can't take Cardiff fans seriously as hooligans with the Welsh accents. Not that I'd say that to their face - although I nearly did on the way to the match whilst talking to midds, two big Welsh bruisers weren't happy that I said too loudly that we'd probably end up being bottled from above. Didn't get bottled but did end up with what I hope was lager in my hair when we scored our second.

Routledge doesn't seem to be pace and nothing else which is very encouraging. He's not put a poor cross in yet (give it time for the NUFC effect to take hold) and he's played two perfectly weighted through balls which have set up goals.

Oooh fucking hell.

You're talking about Huddersfield - Carlisle aren't you? Second time Huddersfield have f***ed me over this season with a late equaliser against them, only £30 today though, I'm more annoyed about Bournemouth not beating Cheltenham, useless wankers. Aye had them with Swansea, Rochdale and Bury for £105, useless bastards. It's betting against Peterborough and generally betting on Carlisle has f***ed me over this year, Carlisle drawing 0-0 with Stockport the other week for example. I've had a good start to the year but could of been better if it weren't for the pair of them. Peterborough winning cost me a small accy too, had QPR with Stoke and Swansea. Not a good day then, makes you wonder why we bother. Shocker, had loads of small accys with decent returns on all of them and they've all been let down by one game or one goal here and there. Only lost about £25 but could fairly easily have been up by £200-300. Them's the breaks I guess. In other news, I wish I'd realised PSV were at home today.

You're talking about Huddersfield - Carlisle aren't you? Second time Huddersfield have f***ed me over this season with a late equaliser against them, only £30 today though, I'm more annoyed about Bournemouth not beating Cheltenham, useless wankers. Aye had them with Swansea, Rochdale and Bury for £105, useless bastards. It's betting against Peterborough and generally betting on Carlisle has fucked me over this year, Carlisle drawing 0-0 with Stockport the other week for example. I've had a good start to the year but could of been better if it weren't for the pair of them. Peterborough winning cost me a small accy too, had QPR with Stoke and Swansea.

You're talking about Huddersfield - Carlisle aren't you? Second time Huddersfield have fucked me over this season with a late equaliser against them, only £30 today though, I'm more annoyed about Bournemouth not beating Cheltenham, useless wankers (and Newport County not winning for that matter).

What was I saying about too much? Put a quid on Barca -1, Real -1, Spurs/Villa draw, Reading, Anderlecht and Mechelen, returns 35.

So is that the same as Madrid and Barca both -2? Think Towel explained it the other week but I'm still not particularly clear on it. The way I understand it, (and I don't fully ) is that half the bet goes on one and half on the other, so if Barca win 2-0, half the bet wins, the other half is void so I'll still win, just less and it's weaker odds to begin with than a clean -2 because half the bet will still win at 2-0 rather than voiding the lot. Fingers crossed for 3+ wins for both, unlikely but never mind. Starting to worry I'm gambling too much at the moment. I'm still £140 up over the last month though so fuck it.

Alright but added Real Madrid -1.5, 2.0 and changed to Barca -1.5, 2.0, only £3 though at just under 20/1.

Have lost enough this weekend but I'm so tempted by Chelsea, Birmingham, Barca -2 and Mallorca - someone talk me out of it.

Bournemouth, Newport County and Huddersfield all ending up with unlikely draws have fucked me across three slips. Awful day, fucking Rotherham as well - who gets beat twice off Darlington? Wankers.

I know it's good for us that they're not winning but fuck it - come on West Brom, you twats!

Nolan.

Best was offside then, anyway. Agree he should have still found the net, although that's easy to say from my couch. Had a great chance later on, bizarrely opted to try and turn the defender inside instead of shooting.

Michael Chopra is a hoot like, what an absolute waste of time. Mackem fuck.

Very well I thought. Good awareness to find Nolan for the first goal too.

Got mallorca, forest and i think rotherham and rochdale in a four fold. tempted by another treble though, possibly wba, sheff utd and either southport or leeds.

Mallorca are good odds at 13-10. They're at home to Villarreal and have 9 home wins out of 9, scoring 30 and conceding 3. They'll get beat now i've said that like.